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Ali Panting
@alipanting.bsky.social
770 followers 380 following 38 posts
Writer, comic, doctor, bitch, lover, child, mother, fan of Meredith Brooks lyrics

She/her

BBC radio credits: The Skewer, The Naked Week, The News Quiz, DMs Are Open, Breaking the News
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Me and my esteemed newsreader colleague @hellsbells.bsky.social will be hosting a very serious and important alternative topical comedy gameshow tonight (Wednesday) at Grub in Manchester. We suggest you grab a ticket and join us www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/eat-the-ne...
July 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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POV: your kid’s reading homework is a Grindr bio
Ring king bang long things
February 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Absolutely obsessed with both of these moments and I cannot pick a favourite #TheTraitors
Like a pony She wasn’t there at the bar at the end of the night
January 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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That feeling when you and your partner have smashed a bottle of rose in front of 50 shades darker #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK #Traitors
Leanne saying ‘think it could potentially get a bit spicy’
January 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Freddie channelling Delia is the best #Traitors twist so far #TraitorsUK #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Freddie with subtitles ‘let’s be having it’ Drunk Delia’s famous half time moment
January 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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A photo of Jake Jarman OR IS IT FREDDIE
January 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Leanne’s secretly a soldier, Charlotte’s secretly not Welsh, and Freddie is secretly Team GB gymnast Jake Jarman #TheTraitors #Traitors #TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK @teamgbofficial.bsky.social
January 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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My dad when it’s minus 7 outside and he catches me near the thermostat #TheTraitors #Traitors #TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK
Alexander on the Traitors saying ‘A lot of heat? Oh I thought some’
January 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Absolutely love how much treachery is featuring in messages to me this morning. It’s like I’m in a WW2 spy drama and the pavements are secretly the Gestapo
Message from neighbour saying pavements are treacherous Message from school saying pavements are treacherous
January 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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BBC: will you do #TheTraitors s3 please?

Winkleman: only if I can wear the pelt of a muppet and be carried aloft by gimps
Winkleman being carried as described
January 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Frankie accidentally summing up the state of western civilisation #TheTraitors
A scene from The Traitors with subtitles showing ‘we’re in, like, a bog of shit, to put it mildly’
January 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The Waitrose community tokens scheme has taken a dark turn #TheTraitors
January 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Think Freddie got lost on the way to the Love Island villa and accidentally ended up in #TheTraitors castle bless him
January 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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HNY guys 🪩🍻🥳🍾🎉🎈🎊👯🪅🪩
December 31, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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Made up with this 🤩
Screenshot from my credits page on the British Comedy Guide showing that I got an additional material credit on 4 out of 5 episodes of The Naked Week woooooooo
December 29, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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Whoa black betty
December 21, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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If anyone has an answer to this other than ‘Tom is referring to his bollock’ please lmk 🙏
Tom has a magic ball. He can throw it as hard as possible and the ball will stop, change direction and come back to him. He can do this without the ball touching or bouncing off anything. It’s not tied to any string or magnets. Is the ball really magic?
December 20, 2024 at 1:33 PM