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Jakendale the V
@alimonyjohnson.bsky.social
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I'm a comedian currently being kept alive by robots while I fight stage 5 ckd.

Donate, if you're into that kinda thing
https://gofund.me/69d65d9b

Or maybe check out some Dead Kidneys merch
https://givens-me-a-break.square.site/
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Got yer bird right here! #getsome #yum #turkeybreast goin to bed now
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Here's an ad I started and am totally 100% gonna finish promise on my heart srsly. In the meantime, check out my big brothers' guitar playing on it (he's kinda my hero)
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#DoItForSnorlax
Merch Plug with the help of Kustom Hustle Printworks
YouTube video by Alimony Johnson
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November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
alimonyjohnson.bsky.social
Sometimes I feel like Piccolo after he absorbed Nail in DBZA: constantly bickering at myself
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by Jakendale the V
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The San Francisco Giants are betting their future on a veteran college skipper with absolutely zero experience in the majors or minors. www.wsj.com/sports/baseb...
The MLB Manager Who Has Never Been Anywhere Near Pro Baseball
www.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Do you or someone you love enjoy pun(k) rock t-shirts? What better gift for the holidays than a "Dead Kidneys" shirt (maybe even a tote bag) proceeds go to hospital bills and kidney relief!
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#holidays #ckd #merch
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November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM