Jimmington McSkiddington
@aliensuitcase.bsky.social
designer/illustrator/pessimistic optimist/enthusiastic procrastinator/joker/deep thinker in a shallow pond
I cannot reveal
the words of the golden eel
I cannot reveal
the words of the golden eel
This right here ☝️
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This right here ☝️
He’s so unqualified for this job.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
He’s so unqualified for this job.
Trump diddled.
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Trump diddled.
We don’t live in reality any more let me float, please.
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
We don’t live in reality any more let me float, please.
It’s time to adapt gills and go back to the oceans.
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It’s time to adapt gills and go back to the oceans.
No I’m in a zero gravity situation, I’ve had many dreams like this. And that’s proof.
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
No I’m in a zero gravity situation, I’ve had many dreams like this. And that’s proof.
If I’m negative 200 pounds does that mean I float?
The rapture is here!
The rapture is here!
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If I’m negative 200 pounds does that mean I float?
The rapture is here!
The rapture is here!
Walmart employees and their shoppers both hit hard this time. Walmart’s success depends on snap benefits. They are not fooling their employees who will lose their jobs due to lack of snap purchases.
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Walmart employees and their shoppers both hit hard this time. Walmart’s success depends on snap benefits. They are not fooling their employees who will lose their jobs due to lack of snap purchases.
He’s like an animatronic chucky cheese character.
Also he doesn’t know Jesus Christ. I don’t ether yet, but the golden rule is the big one and he can’t grasp that.
Also he doesn’t know Jesus Christ. I don’t ether yet, but the golden rule is the big one and he can’t grasp that.
November 4, 2025 at 9:34 AM
He’s like an animatronic chucky cheese character.
Also he doesn’t know Jesus Christ. I don’t ether yet, but the golden rule is the big one and he can’t grasp that.
Also he doesn’t know Jesus Christ. I don’t ether yet, but the golden rule is the big one and he can’t grasp that.
Judge: What is this foul smell in my courtroom?
DA: Your Honor, that is the deadly weapon exhibit 1A. A terrorist sandwich. A turkey bacon with no dressing no veggies.
Judge: Not even mayo?
DA: Well traces of southwest chili chipotle were later found. Along with black olives.
Judge: Fuck this
DA: Your Honor, that is the deadly weapon exhibit 1A. A terrorist sandwich. A turkey bacon with no dressing no veggies.
Judge: Not even mayo?
DA: Well traces of southwest chili chipotle were later found. Along with black olives.
Judge: Fuck this
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Judge: What is this foul smell in my courtroom?
DA: Your Honor, that is the deadly weapon exhibit 1A. A terrorist sandwich. A turkey bacon with no dressing no veggies.
Judge: Not even mayo?
DA: Well traces of southwest chili chipotle were later found. Along with black olives.
Judge: Fuck this
DA: Your Honor, that is the deadly weapon exhibit 1A. A terrorist sandwich. A turkey bacon with no dressing no veggies.
Judge: Not even mayo?
DA: Well traces of southwest chili chipotle were later found. Along with black olives.
Judge: Fuck this
Gratuitous partridge beheaded in a pear tree.
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Gratuitous partridge beheaded in a pear tree.