AlienCandy
@aliencandy.bsky.social
She / They, AuDHD, you know the drill
I'm only 4 months in and I'm impressed ngl
February 1, 2026 at 7:47 AM
I'm only 4 months in and I'm impressed ngl
Imagine if they keep those signal group chats open after ICE gets ran out and they replace the police with volunteer neighborhood watch. It would be revolutionary
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Imagine if they keep those signal group chats open after ICE gets ran out and they replace the police with volunteer neighborhood watch. It would be revolutionary
Listening to this banger like "FUCK, that would have been a perfect artist name for me I've been trying to make this pun on my name since first grade ;-;"
Like ok girl you don't even know what a chord is
Like ok girl you don't even know what a chord is
January 29, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Listening to this banger like "FUCK, that would have been a perfect artist name for me I've been trying to make this pun on my name since first grade ;-;"
Like ok girl you don't even know what a chord is
Like ok girl you don't even know what a chord is
I need my injections man
January 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I need my injections man
Yeah but idek know where to start honestly.
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Yeah but idek know where to start honestly.
I'm late and dying. They held mine at the pharmacy cause they were like are you sure you want it, it's $800 for three months now 🥲
January 28, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I'm late and dying. They held mine at the pharmacy cause they were like are you sure you want it, it's $800 for three months now 🥲
We love emotional vulnerability
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
We love emotional vulnerability
Alarms are there to remind you of the value of sleep 😇😴
January 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Alarms are there to remind you of the value of sleep 😇😴
I would much rather have a weapon than a camera if I was watching people get brutalized on the streets
January 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I would much rather have a weapon than a camera if I was watching people get brutalized on the streets
Literally playing her on loop on my earbuds 24/7
January 23, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Literally playing her on loop on my earbuds 24/7
It's pretty fun from what remember from school
January 23, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It's pretty fun from what remember from school
Just started, I can confirm this is true
January 22, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Just started, I can confirm this is true
Oh ok thanks for the heads up
January 22, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Oh ok thanks for the heads up