That's how I feel about every Inter Miami ad on mlssoccer.com.

I would kill for MLS clubs to either shell out the money to keep talent, or at least be competitive enough to make players WANT to stay.

And Evander was supposed to be their biggest weapon.

Whoa...that is beyond wrong. Makes the taking a knee before kickoff seem like a lifetime ago.

I meant the guy he wants to see playing.

I feel dumb for asking, but who??

Oh wow. I mean, I don't like the guy, but I thought the FO would give him til middle of next season to really botch things up.

Is he threatening us with a good time or what?

Don't threaten my Timbers with a good time ;-)

I hope these 'agents' have the life they deserve. Especially since their masks won't protect their identity, being on a government payroll and all.