alienbarbers.bsky.social
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Epstein was ultrarich for no apparent reason. When I hear that certain people supposedly gave him millions for financial advice, blackmail comes to mind.
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Before returning, it would have to sweep up the debris in order to remain true to its heritage.
January 11, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I believe the raccoon went willingly, or perhaps ordered the Russian to take it somewhere.
January 7, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Now the Ukrainians will have to come out with weed-whacker drones to accompany their tank drones.
January 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Every child needs to know not to covet slaves. And that their parents are abetting sin by shopping on Sunday.
January 1, 2026 at 8:48 AM
This is the first time I've ever heard this scenario. Oddly, it did not involve a Florida man.
December 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Trump's foreign policy is being conducted as if we were the Colorado Rockies, the worst team in Major League Baseball, and joined the minor leagues, where we'd be considered a top team.

That would be an insane choice if we were the Los Angeles Dodgers, a dominant team in Major League Baseball.
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Another thing that is incredible is that the power to levy tariffs is explicitly given to Congress in the Constitution*, yet the courts have allowed them for months.

(*Congress allows a president to impose tariffs against foreign adversaries, but that phrase does not refer to the entire world.)
December 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
What's a guy gotta do to get impeached these days? How crazy does he have to be to get ditched?
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Can't be him, because whenever Schrödinger is killed, the other physicist appears to be alive.
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Need search warrant(s).
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This is why God invented UUV's (unmanned underwater vehicles). Or if the opening is so tight that even those can't get through, how about marine drones giving some aerial drones a ride to the harbor?
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I listened to the first two or three minutes of that speech, then bailed without hearing anything that wasn't a lie.
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I had the same thought.
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You Aussies have a lot to learn when it comes to running a nonfunctional government.
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
When you pick up a suspicious guy with guns, sometimes it's the wrong suspicious guy with guns. Some media outlets put his name out, talked about his mental health.
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM