Me watching from Westchester
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me watching from Westchester
Coming out of retirement to watch cable news like Mel Gibson turning on the TV in Signs.
June 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Coming out of retirement to watch cable news like Mel Gibson turning on the TV in Signs.
I really don’t want to be rude, but have you guys noticed which people from high school are now homeschooling their kids?
May 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I really don’t want to be rude, but have you guys noticed which people from high school are now homeschooling their kids?
How silly of me to think I didn’t really have a dog in this fight.
April 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
How silly of me to think I didn’t really have a dog in this fight.
If the Good Night and Good Luck tickets are too expensive you can literally just turn on your TV.
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Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
April 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If the Good Night and Good Luck tickets are too expensive you can literally just turn on your TV.
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I am fine with being bullied by teens for being uncool, because it’s the way of the world. BUT I want them all to know that putting the college you’re going to into your social media bio is something we would have considered very cringe.
April 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I am fine with being bullied by teens for being uncool, because it’s the way of the world. BUT I want them all to know that putting the college you’re going to into your social media bio is something we would have considered very cringe.
I feel like now my mom is going to get a Signal account the same way she insisted on visiting the Arkansas diamond field.
March 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I feel like now my mom is going to get a Signal account the same way she insisted on visiting the Arkansas diamond field.
On the bright side I care less and less every day about my sons getting into “good” colleges.
March 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
On the bright side I care less and less every day about my sons getting into “good” colleges.
Honestly just feel very sad for my brilliant classmates who still work at the Richie Rich “you have your own McDonalds” of newspapers.
February 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Honestly just feel very sad for my brilliant classmates who still work at the Richie Rich “you have your own McDonalds” of newspapers.
The “home with a sick kid” to “neck deep in the DreamWorksTrolls fandom subreddit” pipeline
February 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The “home with a sick kid” to “neck deep in the DreamWorksTrolls fandom subreddit” pipeline
Whoops, opened a long-neglected nightstand drawer and stumbled upon a portal to hell.
(And yes, George W. Bush looms large for me.)
(And yes, George W. Bush looms large for me.)
January 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Whoops, opened a long-neglected nightstand drawer and stumbled upon a portal to hell.
(And yes, George W. Bush looms large for me.)
(And yes, George W. Bush looms large for me.)
Well, hey, we won WWII and we didn’t even have a defense secretary then.
January 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Well, hey, we won WWII and we didn’t even have a defense secretary then.
Been hearing a lot of big talk about how I’m not the right kind of Jew from people whose latkes, frankly, look like shit
December 27, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Been hearing a lot of big talk about how I’m not the right kind of Jew from people whose latkes, frankly, look like shit
Sometimes I catch myself thinking about making my kids “snackle boxes” for a flight, and then I remember the time I was 7 and the in-flight movie was “In and Out” and my mom didn’t know if it would be appropriate, so she simply did not let me have headphones and I just sat there for two hours.
December 20, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Sometimes I catch myself thinking about making my kids “snackle boxes” for a flight, and then I remember the time I was 7 and the in-flight movie was “In and Out” and my mom didn’t know if it would be appropriate, so she simply did not let me have headphones and I just sat there for two hours.
Fuck it I’m subscribing to the Baltimore Banner
December 10, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Fuck it I’m subscribing to the Baltimore Banner
Fight song jump scare
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Fight song jump scare
It’s for the best, what with him being so busy this time of year stealing pantookas, bizzle-binks, popcorn and plums.
November 21, 2024 at 7:53 PM
It’s for the best, what with him being so busy this time of year stealing pantookas, bizzle-binks, popcorn and plums.
Sorry, I can’t today, I have to sit on my porch watching the rain while I do an old-man-farmer half smile.
November 21, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Sorry, I can’t today, I have to sit on my porch watching the rain while I do an old-man-farmer half smile.
I thought about him the other day and assumed he was doing a nightly set at an nice Irish pub that distinguishes between shepherd’s pie and cottage pie. bsky.app/profile/theb...
O’Malley to run for DNC chair, leave Social Security Administration
Former Gov. Martin O'Malley to run for DNC chair
O’Malley’s candidacy to lead the Democratic National Committee comes at a time of soul-searching and finger-pointing in the wake of Donald Trump’s presidential victory.
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November 18, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I thought about him the other day and assumed he was doing a nightly set at an nice Irish pub that distinguishes between shepherd’s pie and cottage pie. bsky.app/profile/theb...
When I made my account on here I think I said I like to read, and now my discover page is just lots of people talking about how rad books are (usually in general, not any specific book). Maybe this is ultimately the healthiest thing for me.
November 18, 2024 at 6:28 PM
When I made my account on here I think I said I like to read, and now my discover page is just lots of people talking about how rad books are (usually in general, not any specific book). Maybe this is ultimately the healthiest thing for me.
I want kids to know how low-stakes the world used to feel. When I was a teenager I once read an entire article in print about what happened when the writer put moisturizer on her lips for a week.
November 15, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I want kids to know how low-stakes the world used to feel. When I was a teenager I once read an entire article in print about what happened when the writer put moisturizer on her lips for a week.