Immortal Ophelia
@alicevintermaid.bsky.social
a living vapor
she/her
she/her
something is in the water
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
something is in the water
tbh nicks is underwhelming, you can get a better one at basically any hots place.
although more places should do the beans too
although more places should do the beans too
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
tbh nicks is underwhelming, you can get a better one at basically any hots place.
although more places should do the beans too
although more places should do the beans too
i've never heard of anyone else complaining about that tbh
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i've never heard of anyone else complaining about that tbh
goku did not make all those friends without the work of his fists!
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
goku did not make all those friends without the work of his fists!
guess they're called that cus they kinda look like butt holes lol
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
guess they're called that cus they kinda look like butt holes lol
lol, you should tell him about medlars, also known as... ass-apples
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
lol, you should tell him about medlars, also known as... ass-apples
my downhill slope started when an intimidating butch lesbian couple and their dogs threw me off a cliff when you were but a young whippersnapper
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
my downhill slope started when an intimidating butch lesbian couple and their dogs threw me off a cliff when you were but a young whippersnapper
wait actually brain damage moment, i'm still 27 until the end of may
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
wait actually brain damage moment, i'm still 27 until the end of may
i'm babygirl moded
jokes aside i don't have a license, get around mostly by bicycle and fuckin spent like six? years as an unemployed shut in almost immediately after highschool so yeah i kinda am lol
jokes aside i don't have a license, get around mostly by bicycle and fuckin spent like six? years as an unemployed shut in almost immediately after highschool so yeah i kinda am lol
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
i'm babygirl moded
jokes aside i don't have a license, get around mostly by bicycle and fuckin spent like six? years as an unemployed shut in almost immediately after highschool so yeah i kinda am lol
jokes aside i don't have a license, get around mostly by bicycle and fuckin spent like six? years as an unemployed shut in almost immediately after highschool so yeah i kinda am lol
damn i remember kids getting made fun of for having kmart shoes, lifetimes ago now
i'm only like 28 too
i'm only like 28 too
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
damn i remember kids getting made fun of for having kmart shoes, lifetimes ago now
i'm only like 28 too
i'm only like 28 too
im not a buttermilk girl, but maybe you can regale me with it's virtues tomorrow? its like near 5 in the morning and i gotta go to fuckin bed!
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
im not a buttermilk girl, but maybe you can regale me with it's virtues tomorrow? its like near 5 in the morning and i gotta go to fuckin bed!
also, not to get toooooo puppygirl here but im like a dog in that i'll eat basically anything and enjoy it
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
also, not to get toooooo puppygirl here but im like a dog in that i'll eat basically anything and enjoy it
look, sometimes you just gotta have the worst late night parfait type thing real quick
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM
look, sometimes you just gotta have the worst late night parfait type thing real quick
my brain mixed up chiffir and kefir for a moment, lol
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
my brain mixed up chiffir and kefir for a moment, lol
the burnout soundcloud rappers i went to highschool with could kick his ass, and if you knew what burnout rappers in 25% jewish 50% catholic upstate new york towns were like then you'd laugh and laugh forever
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 AM
the burnout soundcloud rappers i went to highschool with could kick his ass, and if you knew what burnout rappers in 25% jewish 50% catholic upstate new york towns were like then you'd laugh and laugh forever
the children playing at the roadside swing sticks with more skill, and yet even they are not arrogant enough to actually call themselves swordsmen
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
the children playing at the roadside swing sticks with more skill, and yet even they are not arrogant enough to actually call themselves swordsmen
very few people get to outgrow and then easily beat their heroes in a bumfight over soiled milksteaks in the dumpster out back buffalo wild wings, you have. what an honor
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
very few people get to outgrow and then easily beat their heroes in a bumfight over soiled milksteaks in the dumpster out back buffalo wild wings, you have. what an honor
like no old man who still properly engages with progressive, radical youth culture is gonna be a salty transphobe obsessed with internet dictionary arguements
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
like no old man who still properly engages with progressive, radical youth culture is gonna be a salty transphobe obsessed with internet dictionary arguements
i don't wanna say that his cooler friends that he can't help himself but brag about knowing might have written all that for him, it's honestly probably covid and the suffocating idleness of the rich who sit on laurel crowns instead of critically engaging with the new works of the youths
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
i don't wanna say that his cooler friends that he can't help himself but brag about knowing might have written all that for him, it's honestly probably covid and the suffocating idleness of the rich who sit on laurel crowns instead of critically engaging with the new works of the youths
he's pretending to not know what the singular they is in the replies, how does he think pretending to be illiterate is gonna help him?
he'll be spouting decade old terf "define a horse" type talking points in a few days
he'll be spouting decade old terf "define a horse" type talking points in a few days
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
he's pretending to not know what the singular they is in the replies, how does he think pretending to be illiterate is gonna help him?
he'll be spouting decade old terf "define a horse" type talking points in a few days
he'll be spouting decade old terf "define a horse" type talking points in a few days
the professor sqauts on the edge of the water against the stone, on his feet, but he's almost unsteady and unmoored. he could almost fall in.
the stalker lies facedown in the moss and the mud, fitting for a man who thinks of himself as a lowly worm, who's life really is is in and for the zone
the stalker lies facedown in the moss and the mud, fitting for a man who thinks of himself as a lowly worm, who's life really is is in and for the zone
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
the professor sqauts on the edge of the water against the stone, on his feet, but he's almost unsteady and unmoored. he could almost fall in.
the stalker lies facedown in the moss and the mud, fitting for a man who thinks of himself as a lowly worm, who's life really is is in and for the zone
the stalker lies facedown in the moss and the mud, fitting for a man who thinks of himself as a lowly worm, who's life really is is in and for the zone
an i really like the way each chanecter chooses a spot in that scene, the author makes conformable on a scenic pile of rocks above the mud, but it's a pile of rocks. he is not quite comfortable but holds himself above things
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
an i really like the way each chanecter chooses a spot in that scene, the author makes conformable on a scenic pile of rocks above the mud, but it's a pile of rocks. he is not quite comfortable but holds himself above things
yeah and the horrible tunnel lol, that place is gnarly as hell
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
yeah and the horrible tunnel lol, that place is gnarly as hell