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Is It Friday Yet?
@alicemthornton.bsky.social
Here we go, again.
If anyone's hiring admin assistants, hit me up.
I also have a whole-ass degree in graphic communications, so there's that. #DCBornAndRaised
I'm trying to negotiate with a cat over how much food to put in his bowl.
Some of y'all are seriously trying to appeal to the humanity of lawless goons who have none.
I'll be more successful. Honestly.
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Stop asking if these guys are properly vetted.
They looked at the current regime and thought, "Yeah, I want to work for that."
That's all you need to know. And, yes, their friends and family already know who they are, and they're the same way.
January 8, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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MEMPHIS: “This is intimidation! Why are y’all doing this to me?”

@GovBillLee & Trump’s unconstitutional (pointless) “Memphis Safe Task Force” blockades a local business parking lot and won’t leave.

Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DTJFS2E...
January 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I mean, how many times in a one-week period are they having fireworks in DC? Damn.
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Maybe it's just me, but the more he says and does, the louder I hear EPSTEIN FILES. Could be a tic.
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Home Depot wanted holiday cheer, got a whole-ass choir calling out their partnership with ICE instead…
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I'm at that stage in life where my feet are cold but, instead of going downstairs to get the heating pad, I'mma just stick them under a cat.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I wonder if -2 will include disco balls in that monstrosity so he can relive his memories of partying with his best bud Epstein.
October 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I live within walking distance of Saint Elizabeths Hospital (google it). I'm betting the largest concentration of people suffering from severe mental illness are at the WH.
October 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Buy my t-shirts. Piss people off.
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October 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
@theguardian.com @us.theguardian.com, why aren't you reporting on what happened in Chicago the other day when ICE repelled down the side of a building in the middle of the night and dragged Black US citizens out? Not hard to find out. You're lacking.
October 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
September 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If you know anyone who quit their job because they were expecting the rapture, hit me up. I've been looking for a job since January of last year ☎️
September 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
September 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
8th St. SE near Eastern Market ❤️
September 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Huh. I wonder what scared them away?
August 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM