377 BC - The Carthaginian general Mago is defeated and killed. Gosh I really hope we see Carthage putting up some big Ws down the line.

378 BC - The Servian Wall is constructed around Rome to help it not get sacked. Today part of it is in a McDonalds.

379 BC - Between a plague and a few revolts, it's a very bad year for Carthage. Hopefully that's the worst year ever for Carthage.

380 - Twenty-ninth dynasty of Egypt falls. Next up is the Thirtieth Dynasty of Egypt, starting with Nekhtnebef. I'm pretty dumb so I have no idea how to pronounce that. In my head it's like Necks n Beef??

381 BC - Look we're all sick of talking about what the Spartans were doing, so instead let's talk about how somewhere around here, Japan is entering the Yayoi period.

I remain up to date and on the pulse of popculture.

Somewhere in Germany, a man is talking about how he liked the Beatles before 2 years before their debut album.

Also I seriously doubt this guy was into Nirvana in 1987.

I’m now optimistic about this game.

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382 BC - Philip II of Macedon is born. He will be the father of Alexander the Great, maybe. Alex says his dad was Zeus and unfortunately there was no Maury Povich back then.