Regional manager of theatre chain I worked at would call down to my theatre manager to ask for girls to be sent up to give him backrubs. He was easily in his 50s and we were teenagers. So gross, but we didn't know we could say no; it just wasn't ever seen as optional and we didn't want to be fired.

I read this in Philomena Cunk's voice.

For the rest of my life, I will lament thinking I wasn't smart enough to get into law school. *smh*

"May you live in interesting times" indeed.

The immutable law of Trumpism continues to deliver: there's ALWAYS a lower low. Always.

At this point, pretty sure norovirus and dental surgery would outpoll Vance.