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future bog mummy.
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a three-panel screen grab of Ron Swanson saying, "Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No froo-froo symbolism, just a good tale about a man who hates an animal."
June 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I just watched my 17mo-old purposefully press a piece of salmon into the top of their head and all I could think of was this:
An infographic explains the 1987 phenomenon when a female killer whale began wearing a dead salmon on her head. Other whales began doing the same.
May 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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The Cabin in the Woods meme with the text "who had AI vetting as the 2025 worldcon scandal?"
May 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren't selfies
screenshot from the episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation with Riker facing away from the viewer, looking at the goody monster that kills Lieutenant Yar, except in this picture the monster is made of baked beans. A carafe made to look like a weird creature covered in black, ropey hair, with a small gold beak peaking out and four gold boots propping it up from the bottom. An image from Arnold Lobel's children's book, Frog and Toad are friends. A brown toad stands on a rock. he is wearing a green and white horizontally-striped bathing suit reminiscent of Victorian men's gym clothing. His face looks glum. Screen shot of a text conversation. Speaker 1: BTW the [redacted] Police Station has a gay pride flag along with the American flag flying outside the building. Speaker 2: oh mom. Speaker 2: fuck the police, mama.
April 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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the cool s
February 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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@vandroidhelsing.bsky.social by page 17 I was like "I would die for Kew"
cover of "the west passage" by Jared pechacek. a figure in a pale gray robe sits cross-legged in the foreground with two small people silhouetted against her, her face obscured. her four hands hold masks that each correspond to four literally towering figures in the background, one each of red, blue, black, and yellow.
February 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I love cats named marzipan ❤️
an orange and white cat with a pink nose and green-gold eyes. her name is marzipan.
February 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A series of stock photos of concerned-looking parent/teen dyads with the following captions: 1 in 5 teens will experiment with Medieval Studies. "I found leeches in her room. This is serious." "There's a trebuchet in the backyard. we need to talk." " Anglo-Saxon is a gateway for middle Welsh and old Norse." "I heard you chanting in the second mode. I thought we raised you better than that." "I caught your son doing computus again." "Medieval Studies. know the warning signs."
January 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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I actually do think Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place on earth.
a light snow covers the ground on a landscape with a wood rail fence in the foreground and a white barn in the distance. the dark trees on the horizon fade into the fog and overcast sky. The whole thing looks like an Andrew Wyeth painting.
December 24, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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two Plymouth barred rock hens, one facing left and one facing right
December 3, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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group chat going crazy
A text message that reads, "WAIT PEANUT'S OWNER WAS A CHUD?!"
November 5, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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my egg blowing kit
November 3, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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Show me your pet and what they're named after
The face of an orange and white cat with a pink nose and greenish-gold eyes. A log of marzipan adorned with a single almond. Some almonds are scattered in the background.
October 19, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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look at this beautiful flower that was outside my office a couple weeks ago!
A magenta dahlia
October 10, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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Gender is a game and I'm stuck in character creation.
Tumblr posts stating "gender is a game and baby I am winning. Gender is a game and I'm breaking it to see how it was made. Gender is a game and I'm taking it apart so I can run Doom on it. Gender is a game and I'm installing wayyy too many mods on it. Gender is a game and I'm getting accused of hacking."
August 25, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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the most disgust I've ever felt at myself was when I laughed at this:
Four panels set up to mimic the "loss" meme, but with images taken from Garfield comics. John arrives at a hospital to discover Garfield smoking a pipe. John looks exasperated. Garfield's expression is inscrutable.
August 8, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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is it gay to be MARRIED TO THE CONSTITUTION?
July 16, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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Abe Simpson as seen in the onion-on-my-belt meme, framed in an old motivational poster border with the caption "so I formatted my meme like this which was the style at the time "
July 12, 2024 at 11:57 AM
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currently obsessed with this tomato in my garden
a big swollen tomato with lots of creases and colors ranging from deep orange to grassy green
July 2, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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post of @daveexmachina that reads: They imprisoned him. They tortured him. They tried to forget about him. They didn't plan on him getting out. This Summer, Jason Statham is turning a paradise into hell. OMELAS No one's walking away from this.
June 15, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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meant to send this to my partner. sent it to my clinical supervisor instead.
A picture of a pizza cut into incoherent, random shapes instead of slices. below, a picture of Jean Luc Picard captioned, "we have no law to fit your crime."
June 13, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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"when the IVF, when the women get help to have a baby, that's a good thing."
image of Ralph wiggum from the Simpsons waving.
May 6, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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been hearing an eastern towhee in my neighborhood for WEEKS and this morning I FINALLY saw him at MY FEEDER and I was like ah yes, I'm the meme
A meme featuring three sports commentators joyfully freaking out captioned "white people watching their bird feeders"
April 9, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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meme-ing through the dysphoria
tweet by @ChaseMit saying "i DEMAND to be in good shape and i REFUSE to do anything to make that happen. Thise are my terms" "in good shape" has been crossed out and replaced with "androgynous"
April 5, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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Reskeet with your favorite meme you've made
breaking bad "we're done when I say we're done" meme. Walter is labeled "my toddler playing with her sensory table." Saul is labeled "me trying to clean up the rice"
March 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM