@alicecrane.bsky.social
It really is just all falling apart tonight
December 13, 2024 at 11:55 PM
It really is just all falling apart tonight
Drunk, high, depressed, and horny all at once. What's the worst that can happen? 🤷♀️
December 12, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Drunk, high, depressed, and horny all at once. What's the worst that can happen? 🤷♀️
Chat, am I cooked?
December 11, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Chat, am I cooked?
MY CHARACTER. IS DEVELOPED. ENOUGH.
December 11, 2024 at 3:41 AM
MY CHARACTER. IS DEVELOPED. ENOUGH.
I wonder what it's like to not need constant attention
December 10, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I wonder what it's like to not need constant attention
You ever realize you're barely a casual friend to someone you considered a best friend?
December 9, 2024 at 1:39 PM
You ever realize you're barely a casual friend to someone you considered a best friend?
Don't bully me I'll cum
December 7, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Don't bully me I'll cum
I can't believe I cried over someone whose idea of a good time was three minutes of missionary
December 6, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I can't believe I cried over someone whose idea of a good time was three minutes of missionary
Wind: blows
Me: don't say it
Brain: ...
Me : don't fucking say it
Brain: ...
Brain: ...
Brain: ...
Brain: it fucken WIMDY
Me: don't say it
Brain: ...
Me : don't fucking say it
Brain: ...
Brain: ...
Brain: ...
Brain: it fucken WIMDY
December 6, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Wind: blows
Me: don't say it
Brain: ...
Me : don't fucking say it
Brain: ...
Brain: ...
Brain: ...
Brain: it fucken WIMDY
Me: don't say it
Brain: ...
Me : don't fucking say it
Brain: ...
Brain: ...
Brain: ...
Brain: it fucken WIMDY
Ok but WHICH hoe made this apple butter?
December 2, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Ok but WHICH hoe made this apple butter?
Much like an orchid, I will also pass away if I do not recieve attention for 13 consecutive minutes
December 1, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Much like an orchid, I will also pass away if I do not recieve attention for 13 consecutive minutes
Damn I wish I had a clit
December 1, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Damn I wish I had a clit
Every bag of popcorn be like
"Whatever you do, DONT use the popcorn button"
Why the fuck it there then???
"Whatever you do, DONT use the popcorn button"
Why the fuck it there then???
November 29, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Every bag of popcorn be like
"Whatever you do, DONT use the popcorn button"
Why the fuck it there then???
"Whatever you do, DONT use the popcorn button"
Why the fuck it there then???
Roommates are gone for the weekend. You know what that means 😏😏😏
Thats right, crying with the door open
Thats right, crying with the door open
November 29, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Roommates are gone for the weekend. You know what that means 😏😏😏
Thats right, crying with the door open
Thats right, crying with the door open
Trans women can't drown. Why? Because they're boyn't.
November 28, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Trans women can't drown. Why? Because they're boyn't.
A message to my ex: you enjoying those three minutes of missionary?
November 27, 2024 at 8:30 PM
A message to my ex: you enjoying those three minutes of missionary?
I miss not needing to get drunk, high, or laid just to feel joy
November 27, 2024 at 8:58 AM
I miss not needing to get drunk, high, or laid just to feel joy
You can have a little delusion, as a treat
November 25, 2024 at 6:26 PM
You can have a little delusion, as a treat
That annoying feeling when you wake up
November 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
That annoying feeling when you wake up
Happy Phoenix day to me!! 😁
November 23, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Happy Phoenix day to me!! 😁
If you break my heart, I'm fucking your mom. It's as simple as that.
November 22, 2024 at 10:39 PM
If you break my heart, I'm fucking your mom. It's as simple as that.
I wanna BE in the shower but I don't wanna GET in the shower
November 22, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I wanna BE in the shower but I don't wanna GET in the shower
We, as a species, need to pool together our resources and make cat girls happen. We've waited long enough.
November 22, 2024 at 8:50 PM
We, as a species, need to pool together our resources and make cat girls happen. We've waited long enough.
Choke me if I'm wrong, but bananas are pink, right?
November 22, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Choke me if I'm wrong, but bananas are pink, right?