Alice Arctor
@alicearctor.bsky.social
Do you guys think Asgore Dreemurr is a temu victim
August 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Do you guys think Asgore Dreemurr is a temu victim
I’m gonna be labububotomised
August 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I’m gonna be labububotomised
My shower is a powerful device that amplifies my ability to get mad at shit that I literally made up
April 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My shower is a powerful device that amplifies my ability to get mad at shit that I literally made up
just led a horse to water and oh my god I cannot believe this bitch
March 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
just led a horse to water and oh my god I cannot believe this bitch
Not all angels are in heaven, for example I’m at home
February 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Not all angels are in heaven, for example I’m at home
NASA scientists get in my DMs we’re gonna design an electric razor that doesn’t just eat ballsack hair and die
February 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
NASA scientists get in my DMs we’re gonna design an electric razor that doesn’t just eat ballsack hair and die
Tomorrow Jimmy Carter dies again, I can feel it
January 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Tomorrow Jimmy Carter dies again, I can feel it
The sun went away last night. I was pretty anxious about it but, what do you know, sure as shit that sucker came up this morning. Gets me every time.
January 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The sun went away last night. I was pretty anxious about it but, what do you know, sure as shit that sucker came up this morning. Gets me every time.
I have never caramelised an onion and nobody has ever needed me to.
Potentially caused by woke but genuinely not sure
Potentially caused by woke but genuinely not sure
January 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I have never caramelised an onion and nobody has ever needed me to.
Potentially caused by woke but genuinely not sure
Potentially caused by woke but genuinely not sure
Rearranging the calendar so we can celebrate Fetty Wap day on 17/38. Please don’t worry about the 26 extra months they’re all cool
January 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Rearranging the calendar so we can celebrate Fetty Wap day on 17/38. Please don’t worry about the 26 extra months they’re all cool
I’m peeing LMAO
Okay I’m done peeing now
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Okay I’m done peeing now
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January 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I’m peeing LMAO
Okay I’m done peeing now
Tweet
Okay I’m done peeing now
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Last night was a seldom used gimmick with no staying power
January 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Last night was a seldom used gimmick with no staying power
A lot of people say art is subjective, however after several hundred hours of research and cross-examination I have determined that humanity has made exactly one OBJECTIVELY good piece of art
For those wondering, it’s “Girl In The Fire” by Pendulum
For those wondering, it’s “Girl In The Fire” by Pendulum
December 31, 2024 at 1:25 AM
A lot of people say art is subjective, however after several hundred hours of research and cross-examination I have determined that humanity has made exactly one OBJECTIVELY good piece of art
For those wondering, it’s “Girl In The Fire” by Pendulum
For those wondering, it’s “Girl In The Fire” by Pendulum
Last night was okay
December 31, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Last night was okay
I’m gonna rob woolworths
December 29, 2024 at 7:48 AM
I’m gonna rob woolworths
Last night was a large amount of jumping and not a lot of water
December 29, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Last night was a large amount of jumping and not a lot of water
Fucking my own nuts, gay-style
Maybe that wasn’t as funny as I thought it was actually. I’m sorry.
I’m still learning and growing as a person.
You seem so good and I don’t know how you do it. Maybe I’ll never be the same as everyone else.
Maybe that’s okay.
Maybe that wasn’t as funny as I thought it was actually. I’m sorry.
I’m still learning and growing as a person.
You seem so good and I don’t know how you do it. Maybe I’ll never be the same as everyone else.
Maybe that’s okay.
December 28, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Fucking my own nuts, gay-style
Maybe that wasn’t as funny as I thought it was actually. I’m sorry.
I’m still learning and growing as a person.
You seem so good and I don’t know how you do it. Maybe I’ll never be the same as everyone else.
Maybe that’s okay.
Maybe that wasn’t as funny as I thought it was actually. I’m sorry.
I’m still learning and growing as a person.
You seem so good and I don’t know how you do it. Maybe I’ll never be the same as everyone else.
Maybe that’s okay.
Last night was a large battle with an unreasonable number of ninjas
December 28, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Last night was a large battle with an unreasonable number of ninjas
Last night was a loud clattering of pans and/or pots
December 27, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Last night was a loud clattering of pans and/or pots
Last night was a slow and futile descent into the pits of human despair
December 26, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Last night was a slow and futile descent into the pits of human despair
Last night was a christmas !
:)
:)
December 24, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Last night was a christmas !
:)
:)
Nightmare blunt rotation:
- Joe Biden
- Lois Griffin
- Guy who kicks you to death and murders you when handed a blunt
- David Guetta
- Joe Biden
- Lois Griffin
- Guy who kicks you to death and murders you when handed a blunt
- David Guetta
December 24, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Nightmare blunt rotation:
- Joe Biden
- Lois Griffin
- Guy who kicks you to death and murders you when handed a blunt
- David Guetta
- Joe Biden
- Lois Griffin
- Guy who kicks you to death and murders you when handed a blunt
- David Guetta
Last night was a procedurally generated open world with souls-like influences
December 23, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Last night was a procedurally generated open world with souls-like influences
Last night was a series of seemingly unrelated robberies
December 22, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Last night was a series of seemingly unrelated robberies
Last night was a nuclear hellscape
December 21, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Last night was a nuclear hellscape