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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈
@aliassamm.bsky.social
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(they/them) | queer pirate | geriatric millennial | OFMD fanart/fic maker/lover | some NSFW content bc I like objectifying gay pirates | Please, no one under 18 ->🔞. If you're not clearly OFMD crew and you follow me, I will probably block you. Not personal
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Butter. She also gets butter.
A v good v old v lucky kitty licking butter off a plate.
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Getting pretty cheesed off about the inappropriate censorship, @bsky.app
A screenshot of a post w a link for bra binders that's had a "sexually suggestive" label put on it. The preview for the link shows a white body in black lycra shorts. A screenshot of the explanation for the label. The label says "Sexually Suggestive" Does not include nudity.
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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The six days of Cleomas start today. How do you spoil your geriatric pet?
Cleo, the feline princess tucked up in bed like a human giving the viewer the stink eye bc she was sleeping. Cleo, the feline princess undecided about whether this is the right heating pad for the moment. Ignore the amount of stuff in the background. She requires tributes and some of that is fabric and some of it is unfinished paintings. Cleo, the feline princess gently sleeping on her paw like a cartoon princess. Cleo, the feline princess once again uncertain about whether this is the correct heating pad for this other moment. Yes. She spends most of her time sleeping on heating pads or under the blankets next to her human.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Yassss!! An excuse to share another wip from this collab. This was just a size reference to make sure I got the scale, but Stede's so buff, it needs to be shared. Looking for something hot, sweet and weird to read over the holidays? Link below!!
#OFMD #ofmdfanart
Tiny kraken Edward Teach and normal size merperson Stede Bonnet. Ed's complaining about it being that time of the month, a small red blanket (handkerchief, really) tied around his waist and Stede's listening very respectfully, pining for him while trying to think of how he can help his bestie. Also, stiddies.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I'm just going to leave this here. #OFMD
A work of art carved from wood. Pinocchio with his liar nose is in the centre and attached to a harness.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Because I rarely draw kraken Ed and I've done even fewer size difference pieces, I spent a lot of time making sketches so I could get the final art right for this fic. So, here's some art for your timeline. Now, go read Sarah's excellent words! (link below)
#ofmdfanart
Five tiny kraken Ed Teachs (Teaches?). In the top one, he's wearing a red blanket around his waist and looking down as ink shoots out from wherever ink shoots out from with these eight-legged things. Something similar is happening in the center one, but he's gripping the blanket to pull it tighter. In the top right it looks like he's surfing, but I'm pretty sure he's just gliding through the water with his sexy red blanket tied around his waist. In the bottom left, Ed's drawn with his sexy egg-filled belly. He's feeling a bit sassy here and probably telling Stede to talk to the hand or whatever old people say these days. In the bottom right, Ed's feeling really good, head tipped back, hair flowing out around him as Stede pokes at his egg-filled belly and ink spills out from yeah... I don't know. Ed's ink sac. I'm not an octopusologist.
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Happy Halloween!!
The Emperor Interpretation of the card
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Happy Halloween!!
Eight of Cards Interpretation of the card
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Happy Halloween!!
Page of Pentacles Interpretation of the card.
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Happy Halloween!!
The High Priestess Interpretation of the card.
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Happy Halloween!!
Five of Pentacles Interpretation of the card.
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Happy Halloween!!
Queen of Pentacles Interpretation of the card.
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Happy Halloween!!
The High Priestess Interpretation of the card.
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Happy Halloween!!
Ace of Cups Interpretation of the card.
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Happy Halloween!!
Page of Pentacles Interpretation of the card.
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Eight of Pentacles Interpretation of the card. Interpretation of the card.
November 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Happy Halloween!!
Temperance. Interpretation of the card.
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Happy Halloween!!
Six of Swords Interpretation of the card.
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Happy Halloween!!
Ace of Swords Interpretation of the card.
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Happy Halloween!!
Three of Wands Interpretation of the card.
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Happy Halloween!!
Ten of Cups Interpretation of the card. Interpretation of the card.
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Happy Halloween!!
King of Wands Interpretation of the card.
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Happy Halloween!!
Five of Cups Interpretation of the card.
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Happy Halloween!!
(it's just about rebirth after letting go, I promise!!)
Death Interpretation of the card.
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Happy Halloween!!
(a lot of swords this year)
Eight of Swords Interpretation of the card. Interpretation of the card.
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM