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Basil @LinkofSunshine People on twitter will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart" and then not firebomb a Walmart
October 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Nuts and gum together at last
September 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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It shows on Apple Maps for me
Walter reed road closures
September 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Confirmed it’s showing on Apple Maps for me
Maps showing Walter reed road closures
September 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Sagamore hill
June 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Reminds me of this from Succession:
Opening news crawl from succession
June 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Michael Scott talking about his 45 point plan to save Dunder mifflin
June 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Dwight holding the pyramid
June 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Gabe recommending Hardware
May 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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This appearing at the bottom of the article is pure comedy
Related: THEY REALLY ARE JUST CALLING IT MAX
May 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Dr manhattan fuck you make me
April 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
February 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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WTF am I looking at
December 25, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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Nosferatu at a window
October 29, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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Here’s mine
Moon and Venus at sunset
October 5, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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wint @dril Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Scissors $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
September 19, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #187,924!
187924/10 million
September 16, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
I'm a reporter: Are you a landlord whose tenants missed rent, and so you're now trying to figure out how to evict them this month? If so, please get in touch. It's not for a story, I just want to beat your ass
July 5, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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Same energy
Jamaican bobsled team
June 7, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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EGG
June 7, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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This is my last resort
Screenshot of subway app that gives an example of special instructions “cut my sandwich in three pieces”
May 7, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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“Look at that ISIS CAR go!”
Guy from trading places telling the escargot joke
April 17, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Goodfellas scene “you broke your cherry”
April 8, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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stonks
March 4, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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Guy at the window with a shirt that says Sickos, saying YES HA HA HA YES
February 17, 2024 at 2:25 AM