Unfortunately I am too big to do this :(
I am haver of lap sprawlers not the person who gets to lap sprawl.

I will never forget the moment my parents walked in on me doing a commission, and me completely desensitized to what I was doing just hear "Woah ... nice porn" and they then just walk past like nothing happened.

I'd like to lodge a complaint. I'm not in this photo and I think I should be!

Moooo?

Mood and a half except I just moo very loudly at things instead of bark.