Ali A. Rizvi
@aliamjadrizvi.bsky.social
Pakistani-Canadian author of The Atheist Muslim (SMP/Macmillan). I don't take social media seriously. You shouldn’t either. Email aliamjadrizvi@gmail.com
Happy Father’s Day to all dads. Sperm is awesome.
June 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Happy Father’s Day to all dads. Sperm is awesome.
One of them stabilized world markets. The other told us to inject bleach.
This is like Einstein debating a pop tart.
It’s like quantum physics having a sit-down with a ham sandwich.
One guy brings decades of economic insights. The other brings ketchup.
Should be enlightening.
This is like Einstein debating a pop tart.
It’s like quantum physics having a sit-down with a ham sandwich.
One guy brings decades of economic insights. The other brings ketchup.
Should be enlightening.
May 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
One of them stabilized world markets. The other told us to inject bleach.
This is like Einstein debating a pop tart.
It’s like quantum physics having a sit-down with a ham sandwich.
One guy brings decades of economic insights. The other brings ketchup.
Should be enlightening.
This is like Einstein debating a pop tart.
It’s like quantum physics having a sit-down with a ham sandwich.
One guy brings decades of economic insights. The other brings ketchup.
Should be enlightening.
This is totally fair
April 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This is totally fair
Can’t believe he actually said that 😳
April 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Can’t believe he actually said that 😳
Manufacturing returns to America.
(Set to a Chinese soundtrack)
(Set to a Chinese soundtrack)
April 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Manufacturing returns to America.
(Set to a Chinese soundtrack)
(Set to a Chinese soundtrack)
Immigrants taking American jobs
February 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Immigrants taking American jobs
I have to admit that I’m totally down with joining the US as a 51st state if we’re going back to plastic straws
February 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I have to admit that I’m totally down with joining the US as a 51st state if we’re going back to plastic straws
You’ve heard of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).
Now witness Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS): a full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.
“As RFK Jr’s TFS became more advanced, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.”
Now witness Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS): a full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.
“As RFK Jr’s TFS became more advanced, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.”
February 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You’ve heard of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).
Now witness Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS): a full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.
“As RFK Jr’s TFS became more advanced, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.”
Now witness Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS): a full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.
“As RFK Jr’s TFS became more advanced, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.”
People who are slamming Elon for this are being extremely denigrating to neurodivergent people like Hitler
January 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
People who are slamming Elon for this are being extremely denigrating to neurodivergent people like Hitler
I wanna meet this guy
(that’s “meet” with two Es)
Also interesting to see how the 2-4 inchers are being compensated (or compensating?) at higher levels than the 6-inch crowd.
(that’s “meet” with two Es)
Also interesting to see how the 2-4 inchers are being compensated (or compensating?) at higher levels than the 6-inch crowd.
December 28, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I wanna meet this guy
(that’s “meet” with two Es)
Also interesting to see how the 2-4 inchers are being compensated (or compensating?) at higher levels than the 6-inch crowd.
(that’s “meet” with two Es)
Also interesting to see how the 2-4 inchers are being compensated (or compensating?) at higher levels than the 6-inch crowd.
They CAUGHT SANTA and he took them ALL OVER THE WORLD!
My daughter Zoë and her cousins Isla and Mia just dropped their first song — they wrote it themselves!
Full video: youtu.be/aTo1I8KS37w?...
#merrychristmas #babyjesus #santa #allovertheworld
My daughter Zoë and her cousins Isla and Mia just dropped their first song — they wrote it themselves!
Full video: youtu.be/aTo1I8KS37w?...
#merrychristmas #babyjesus #santa #allovertheworld
December 25, 2024 at 9:28 PM
They CAUGHT SANTA and he took them ALL OVER THE WORLD!
My daughter Zoë and her cousins Isla and Mia just dropped their first song — they wrote it themselves!
Full video: youtu.be/aTo1I8KS37w?...
#merrychristmas #babyjesus #santa #allovertheworld
My daughter Zoë and her cousins Isla and Mia just dropped their first song — they wrote it themselves!
Full video: youtu.be/aTo1I8KS37w?...
#merrychristmas #babyjesus #santa #allovertheworld
The TIME Person of the Year should actually be Elon Musk.
Here’s why.
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Here’s why.
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December 12, 2024 at 9:11 PM
The TIME Person of the Year should actually be Elon Musk.
Here’s why.
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Here’s why.
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December 7, 2024 at 3:44 PM
December 6, 2024 at 9:20 PM
You can wag your finger all you want at the 76,000 people (out of 81,000) who responded to UHC's announcement on Facebook with laughing emojis — the way we wagged our fingers at Trump voters — but if you don't try to actually understand what's really going on, you will lose again and again.
December 6, 2024 at 5:51 PM
You can wag your finger all you want at the 76,000 people (out of 81,000) who responded to UHC's announcement on Facebook with laughing emojis — the way we wagged our fingers at Trump voters — but if you don't try to actually understand what's really going on, you will lose again and again.
For those disturbed by the overwhelmingly positive reactions to the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, here's one way to understand it:
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December 6, 2024 at 5:48 PM
For those disturbed by the overwhelmingly positive reactions to the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, here's one way to understand it:
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Two things can be true at once:
1. Nothing justifies murder (I mean this -- read it again)
2. It's understandable why helpless Americans are taking up arms to resist tyranny (sounds eerily familiar...🤔)
3/3
1. Nothing justifies murder (I mean this -- read it again)
2. It's understandable why helpless Americans are taking up arms to resist tyranny (sounds eerily familiar...🤔)
3/3
December 5, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Two things can be true at once:
1. Nothing justifies murder (I mean this -- read it again)
2. It's understandable why helpless Americans are taking up arms to resist tyranny (sounds eerily familiar...🤔)
3/3
1. Nothing justifies murder (I mean this -- read it again)
2. It's understandable why helpless Americans are taking up arms to resist tyranny (sounds eerily familiar...🤔)
3/3
The insurer was #UnitedHealthcare -- the same company that was sued for using faulty AI to deny lifesaving coverage to seniors a year ago.
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December 5, 2024 at 7:33 PM
The insurer was #UnitedHealthcare -- the same company that was sued for using faulty AI to deny lifesaving coverage to seniors a year ago.
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This story from Qasim Rashid, whose 4-year-old son was denied lifesaving care during a near-fatal asthma attack is HORRIFYING.
#unitedhealthcare #brianthompson
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#unitedhealthcare #brianthompson
1/x 🧵
December 5, 2024 at 7:32 PM
This story from Qasim Rashid, whose 4-year-old son was denied lifesaving care during a near-fatal asthma attack is HORRIFYING.
#unitedhealthcare #brianthompson
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#unitedhealthcare #brianthompson
1/x 🧵
November 29, 2024 at 7:50 PM
YESSSS YESSS YESSS!! Finally some good news in dark times
November 26, 2024 at 11:14 PM
YESSSS YESSS YESSS!! Finally some good news in dark times
November 25, 2024 at 3:46 PM
As we head into World War III, here are the 12 safest places to be when the nukes start flying:
1. Antarctica (duh)
2. Iceland (most peaceful country in the world)
3. New Zealand (second most peaceful, mountainous terrain)
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[Map courtesy of Metro UK]
#WorldWar3 #MapSky #PoliticsSky
1. Antarctica (duh)
2. Iceland (most peaceful country in the world)
3. New Zealand (second most peaceful, mountainous terrain)
🧵
⬇️
[Map courtesy of Metro UK]
#WorldWar3 #MapSky #PoliticsSky
November 22, 2024 at 7:55 PM
As we head into World War III, here are the 12 safest places to be when the nukes start flying:
1. Antarctica (duh)
2. Iceland (most peaceful country in the world)
3. New Zealand (second most peaceful, mountainous terrain)
🧵
⬇️
[Map courtesy of Metro UK]
#WorldWar3 #MapSky #PoliticsSky
1. Antarctica (duh)
2. Iceland (most peaceful country in the world)
3. New Zealand (second most peaceful, mountainous terrain)
🧵
⬇️
[Map courtesy of Metro UK]
#WorldWar3 #MapSky #PoliticsSky
November 22, 2024 at 2:44 AM
November 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM