All the streaming services at my fingertips, but all I watch is the channel on the free Pluto app that just runs Beverly Hills 90210 with tons of ads.

Something that ruffles my feathers is when people named Christian or Christina write their names as Xtian or Xtina.

It’s Xmas, not Xtmas!!

Some stuffed animals have feelings and some don’t. I’m not sure how else to explain it.

Seems like all the fashion trends of the 80s and 90s came back around, but where the heck is puffy paint? Let’s make this happen.

My autistic son often recites chunks of language from YouTube videos, etc. I’m like buddy, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Then later I’m getting his step stool so he can brush his teeth at the sink and say, “I get a step, he must get a step” out loud in Borat voice and I’m like…oh.

Things that are always welcome on my humble property: birds nests and dandelions.

Renato, watching Severance:
“It’s like David Lynch made The Office.”