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ali
@ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
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trans whatever and dumb idiot. she/her. old enough to remember when you weren't supposed to give out personal information on the internet
my itch page: alimakesrpgs.itch.io
my ao3 page: https://archiveofourown.org/users/ali_dot_txt
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ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
First chapter of the ridiculously long fic I've been working on since October is published! It's about this weirdo and her weird friends and her dead parents. There are jokes also, to be fair
archiveofourown.org/works/779346...
Melin Nemelin, a Lalafell woman (approx. 3 ft tall, pointy ears, long black hair, green eyes, tan skin) sits in bed, with her back against a large pink cushion. She looks mildly irritated as people surround her. From left to right are G'raha, a Miqo'te man (red hair, cat ears, white, looking thoughtful), Alisaie, an Elezen woman (outward-pointing ears, white hair, red jacket, arms crossed), Krile, a Lalafell woman (visible only from behind, yellow hood with ears built in), Alphinaud, an Elezen man (looks similar to Alisaie but in blue clothes), and Estinien, an Elezen man (taller than the other two Elezen, sitting down on the bed so he's in frame). Alphinaud seems to be asking a question, and everyone is looking at him, except Estinien and Krile, who are looking at Melin.
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
Wowwww it's Melin she's so cool and pensive about the events of her life 👍
A female Lalafell with black hair and green eyes looking pensively off to the upper left while standing in the forest at daytime. She is wearing simple clothes. The same woman, this time viewed from behind in the coastal city of Terncliff, looking towards a metal tower in the distance. It is late afternoon. The same woman, now wearing a winter coat in the snow, viewed in profile while furrowing her brow. In the background is a building on which the emblem of the Garlean Empire is embossed. The same woman, in the same winter coat and mittens, now wielding a gigantic green hammer. She rests it across her shoulders, but she is clearly preparing to hit something very hard.
January 18, 2026 at 12:27 PM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
uorgh... (cough cough cough) save me perfectionism... make all my stuff good enough to show to other people...
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 PM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
had a realization
A meme image on a blank background. Melin Nemelin, a smiling Lalafell wearing a green acton, says, facing left, "Hey, I wanted to tell you I'm coming out as a Trans Woman". Next, Tataru, a smiling Lalafell wearing a red hat and pink shirt, says, facing right, "That's great! as your friend I'll support you no matter what!" Following this, Melin, now with long hair and a slightly more feminine face that faces towards the camera with a neutral expression, says "Man, Fantasia sure is amazing". In response, Tataru, also facing the camera with a neutral expression, says "why the fuck do you look like me". Melin's face does in fact resemble Tataru's now, which it did not before.
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
tataru was 21 in arr????? minfilia hired a sixteen year-old retail worker with no accounting experience to manage the books of her secret society???? and it was maybe the best decision she ever made in her life???????????
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
What the hell she's so cool and awesome. I am continually baffled by how great she is
A small woman with dark hair and green eyes, wearing a green tank top and a necklace with a crystal on it. She's looking down at the camera, lit from behind by the sun. It's a clear day and she appears to be in a forest. She is smiling.
October 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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wretchedmog.bsky.social
There are posts on this site that are so bad, even dunking on them won't make you feel better.
September 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
average strange new worlds episode is like
some guy: "we must solve space problem but i heterosexually love woman"
some lady: "i heterosexually love you as well. now i will sacrifice myself. go, HETEROSEXUAL LOVE BEAM!!!!!!"
(cgi darkness monster explodes. everyone else heterosexually makes out)
September 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
thancred must die for the way he's treating this teenager
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social ali @ali-dot-txt.bsky.social · Aug 23
the brave and versatile lalafell, ready to go to hell world

(just started shadowbringers, it's pretty good so far imo)
A small woman with long black hair. She is wearing a green leather jacket over a lighter green shirt, what appear to be black jorts, and thigh boots with lots of buckles. She is holding a katana and posing dramatically, looking determined. It appears to be late afternoon or sunset. The same small woman, in the same clothes, but this time posing dramatically with a dangerous-looking axe larger than she is. In the background, there is a mountain with a massive hole cut through it. The picture is framed such that she appears to fill the hole. The same small woman again, but this time casting a spell using a long staff with a green gemstone atop it. It is cloudy and dark, and lightning strikes in the background.
August 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
the brave and versatile lalafell, ready to go to hell world

(just started shadowbringers, it's pretty good so far imo)
A small woman with long black hair. She is wearing a green leather jacket over a lighter green shirt, what appear to be black jorts, and thigh boots with lots of buckles. She is holding a katana and posing dramatically, looking determined. It appears to be late afternoon or sunset. The same small woman, in the same clothes, but this time posing dramatically with a dangerous-looking axe larger than she is. In the background, there is a mountain with a massive hole cut through it. The picture is framed such that she appears to fill the hole. The same small woman again, but this time casting a spell using a long staff with a green gemstone atop it. It is cloudy and dark, and lightning strikes in the background.
August 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
there's a ufc match on in this mexican restaurant and this sport is basically indistinguishable from lesbian sex
August 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
she's off on an adventure and has a cool new outfit and sword
August 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
a beautiful songstress (i did a whole class questline to unlock the ability to have instruments in gpose)
A small woman with pointy ears and black hair, playing a violin. Her eyes are closed and she is smiling. The same woman, this time with her eyes open and standing at rest. She is smiling at the camera.
July 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
Huge loser has immense martial power, becomes political figure
A small lady in a long coat. She is holding a samurai sword and running towards the camera. She is frowning determinedly. The same small lady, this time looking focused and leveling her sword at the camera. A close-up on the woman, with the same expression from the first picture, swinging her sword upwards. The woman looking downwards, preparing to stab her sword forwards.
July 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
(absolutely not listening to anything you're saying) yeah i heard about that. i hope everyone you've ever met gets papercuts. (quietly, to myself) i am so nailing this
July 13, 2025 at 10:43 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
a true Melin Nemelin moment nemoment
A very small, cute woman with pointy ears, who is wearing a coat, mittens, and a hat with a pom-pom, with a large claymore on her back striking a pose in the snow. There is a large glowing crystal in the background. She is smiling. The same woman from the previous picture, but this time she is sitting on a table and staring at a low-poly rotisserie chicken. It is nearly the size of her. The same woman again, this time not wearing a hat and looking thoughtfully to the right. Half her face is illuminated by sunlight, and she appears to be sitting in a chair significantly too large for her. The same woman yet again, this time apparently dozing while seated on a sofa that is so large in comparison to her that her feet do not even reach the edge.
July 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
(in any situation) this reminds me of that time i snuck into the priest side of the confessional to see if they had any snacks inside and accidentally got stuck there for eight hours and had to console eighteen guys about cheating on their wives. i think there was some kind of event that day
June 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
anyone unsure if any of this is worth it in the crowd today (quiet "woo!" from crowd) damn that sucks i'm sorry
June 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
true story regarding the treadmill thing (for #makeaterriblecomicday2025)
Four panel comic drawn in messy white lines over a blurry red-and-black background. In the first, a stick figure with long hair labeled "me (long hair, huge tits)" runs on a treadmill labeled "treadmill (goes vrrrr)", saying "well this is difficult but I can handle it." In the second, a close-up on the figure's face, where she says "well i'm tired so i suppose i should slow the treadmill down". In the third, a close-up on the treadmill's control panel, where a hand presses a button labeled "slow," making a "beep beep" sound. A label indicates that the treadmill is "not slowing down at all." The small screens on the treadmill say "FU" and "KYS". In the fourth, the stick figure is now standing on the treadmill instead of running, and is labeled "now standing still (stopped running)". The treadmill is labeled "still moving fast (going vrrrr)" and there is a crudely drawn pit with spikes at the back of the treadmill, labeled "spike pit (salted for extra pain)". The stick figure is looking down with a confused expression on her face, and is saying "wuh oh", though a black scribble underneath that text indicates there may have been other text there at some point.
June 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
went on a treadmill today and it tried to murder me
June 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
rude...
Screenshot from the Nintendo DS game Summon Night: Twin Age. The character on the left, Reiha (an orange-haired girl) is speaking to the character on the right (a brown-haired boy). She's saying "You should start fishing, Fucko. That's what I'm counting on you to do." Both are smiling open-mouthed, making them both look somewhat silly.
June 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
persona 5 is funny because it's poorly written and completely fails to follow through on any of its themes but the things it could've tried to do are so good that everyone has just collectively decided to remember it the way it could theoretically have been rather than the way it is
June 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
i'm back to writing fanfic! this one's about Katarina from a Fire Emblem game that was never released in English, and her obsession with a woman named Kris, also from that game. I'm specifying because everyone seems to be talking about some other Kris at the moment archiveofourown.org/works/66722716
In All Honesty - ali_dot_txt - Fire Emblem: Shin Monshou no Nazo | Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
June 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
One Week in Weeping Pine now has a demo! You can play the prologue and the first day without having to pay a cent! Pretty cool imo though I am biased alimakesrpgs.itch.io/one-week-in-...
One Week in Weeping Pine by alimakesrpgs
A visual novel about coming home to a town you sort of recognize and friends you have to meet all over again.
alimakesrpgs.itch.io
June 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
ali-dot-txt.bsky.social
so much of video game criticism in the 2010s and even up to present day is dominated by the idea that a story can't have themes or be deeper than it initially appears unless it's "adult" -- a side effect of wanting the medium to be taken seriously as art.
June 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM