Alf A. Male
@alfredamale.bsky.social
I’m full to the brim with manhood.
The lion doesn’t concern himself with periodic chest pains.
February 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with periodic chest pains.
Why is Denmark so cheesed? It’s not like we threatened to invade them or anything.
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Why is Denmark so cheesed? It’s not like we threatened to invade them or anything.
The lion doesn’t concern himself with a regular sleep schedule.
February 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with a regular sleep schedule.
The lion doesn’t concern himself with dental hygiene.
February 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with dental hygiene.
The lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of sheep (specifically @moderation.bsky.app).
February 6, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of sheep (specifically @moderation.bsky.app).
“Without constructive purpose” is the title of my forthcoming autobiography.
But seriously, @moderation.bsky.app, my complaint was specific. I cited a news piece and everything.
But seriously, @moderation.bsky.app, my complaint was specific. I cited a news piece and everything.
February 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
“Without constructive purpose” is the title of my forthcoming autobiography.
But seriously, @moderation.bsky.app, my complaint was specific. I cited a news piece and everything.
But seriously, @moderation.bsky.app, my complaint was specific. I cited a news piece and everything.
February 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with that weird lump on his left testicle.
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with that weird lump on his left testicle.
Yet another great take from Hung Hamill
After latest release country should move on to Epstein trials.
February 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Yet another great take from Hung Hamill
The lion doesn’t concern himself with preventive healthcare.
February 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with preventive healthcare.
Commenting “Beta Bessent” under all posts about Scott Bessent until America stops sucking 🇺🇸💪
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Commenting “Beta Bessent” under all posts about Scott Bessent until America stops sucking 🇺🇸💪
You like women? Don’t they wear dresses??? Sounds pretty gay to me, bro.
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
You like women? Don’t they wear dresses??? Sounds pretty gay to me, bro.
The lion doesn’t concern himself with deodorant.
February 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with deodorant.
The lion doesn’t concern himself with dental floss.
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with dental floss.
The lion doesn’t concern himself with a balanced diet.
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with a balanced diet.
The lion doesn’t concern himself with so-called “alarmingly high blood pressure.”
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with so-called “alarmingly high blood pressure.”
The lion doesn’t concern himself with child support payments.
February 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with child support payments.
Liking women is gay. Period. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
February 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Liking women is gay. Period. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
The lion doesn’t concern himself with court-mandated anger management classes.
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with court-mandated anger management classes.