Alfombra
@alfombra87.bsky.social
Lover of humor, beats, golf, Muskoka, Medellín, sunshine, Miami Dolphins, Pittsburgh Penguins, Poets, ice cream and popcorn. No Porn or DM please
@tmcpoetry.bsky.social it's hard not to get stuck on your looks, but you are a true lioness. Your art is beautiful, but your mind is exquisite
March 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
@tmcpoetry.bsky.social it's hard not to get stuck on your looks, but you are a true lioness. Your art is beautiful, but your mind is exquisite
@tmcpoetry.bsky.social I hope that something in your day makes you laugh so instantly hard that you blow a snot bubble. And then, carry on
March 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
@tmcpoetry.bsky.social I hope that something in your day makes you laugh so instantly hard that you blow a snot bubble. And then, carry on
@theblessedmadonna.bsky.social found your groove again
March 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
@theblessedmadonna.bsky.social found your groove again
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Immediately blocked on X
February 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Immediately blocked on X
Does anyone think that @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social knows, he's the first lady, to the first South African American President of the Us
February 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Does anyone think that @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social knows, he's the first lady, to the first South African American President of the Us
@TSN_Sports please save all the sound bites for anyone that doesn't care about hockey. Ask the boys what it's like to play with Crosby for the last time. #4nationsfaceoff
February 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
@TSN_Sports please save all the sound bites for anyone that doesn't care about hockey. Ask the boys what it's like to play with Crosby for the last time. #4nationsfaceoff
@Sportsnet please save all the sound bites for anyone that doesn't care about hockey. Ask the boys what it's like to play with Crosby for the last time. #4nationsfaceoff
February 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
@Sportsnet please save all the sound bites for anyone that doesn't care about hockey. Ask the boys what it's like to play with Crosby for the last time. #4nationsfaceoff
This might be the most important game ever played. #4nations
a canadian flag with a maple leaf on it is waving in the wind
ALT: a canadian flag with a maple leaf on it is waving in the wind
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This might be the most important game ever played. #4nations
youtu.be/rJz1cX8jq2E?... Have a beautiful sunny day!
Forester, Madeline - Heart (Official Audio)
YouTube video by ForesterVEVO
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February 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
youtu.be/rJz1cX8jq2E?... Have a beautiful sunny day!
Just for the record. Canadians don't hate Americans. We just wish you would make better choices.
February 7, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Just for the record. Canadians don't hate Americans. We just wish you would make better choices.
Life goal #157: enjoy late night snacks without wearing them. #slowpokerodrigez
February 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Life goal #157: enjoy late night snacks without wearing them. #slowpokerodrigez
@theblessedmadonna.bsky.social welcome. Now just to remind you, you created an anthem during covid that will live long after you are dead. You may never do it again. Find that hope inside yourself and stop worrying. Everything about you is infectious so be careful how you share.
February 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
@theblessedmadonna.bsky.social welcome. Now just to remind you, you created an anthem during covid that will live long after you are dead. You may never do it again. Find that hope inside yourself and stop worrying. Everything about you is infectious so be careful how you share.
@spittinchiclets.bsky.social can one of you explain to Sid that Pittsburgh will always love him. But if he really wanted to Give the USA the finger. Go win 2 cups in Toronto. Let Dubas fleece them. No one will ever remember the golden goal if he holds the cup over his head with that jersey on
January 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
@spittinchiclets.bsky.social can one of you explain to Sid that Pittsburgh will always love him. But if he really wanted to Give the USA the finger. Go win 2 cups in Toronto. Let Dubas fleece them. No one will ever remember the golden goal if he holds the cup over his head with that jersey on
I play too much R&B and funky beats to ever call my posts "skeets". Sorry, I just can't unthink it
January 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I play too much R&B and funky beats to ever call my posts "skeets". Sorry, I just can't unthink it
Welcome home from hell: Romi, Emily, and Doron.
January 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Welcome home from hell: Romi, Emily, and Doron.
There is no moral ground left on this earth if you believe that trading a 30 yrold mother and her 2 infant children for 30 rapist murders is a fair deal. #AmIsrealCai
January 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
There is no moral ground left on this earth if you believe that trading a 30 yrold mother and her 2 infant children for 30 rapist murders is a fair deal. #AmIsrealCai
If we were all in space, looking down on our tiny little world and the time we have left here...wouldn't we all be ashamed of how greedy our species has become. We had it all
January 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If we were all in space, looking down on our tiny little world and the time we have left here...wouldn't we all be ashamed of how greedy our species has become. We had it all
@penguinsnhl.bsky.social To all the players not 87, the playoffs start now. Tell yourself; every shift is my chance to be on the ice with him in the playoffs this year
January 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
@penguinsnhl.bsky.social To all the players not 87, the playoffs start now. Tell yourself; every shift is my chance to be on the ice with him in the playoffs this year
@miamiherald.com Bill Belichick would make an excellent GM and mentor for Brian Daboll as coach. The worst part about the Texans/Chargers game was knowing the Dolphins couldn't beat either team
January 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
@miamiherald.com Bill Belichick would make an excellent GM and mentor for Brian Daboll as coach. The worst part about the Texans/Chargers game was knowing the Dolphins couldn't beat either team
@charlizetheron82.bsky.social I dream of running my fingers up the small of your back, while I kiss you behind your ear and whisper "you found me"
December 29, 2024 at 7:28 AM
@charlizetheron82.bsky.social I dream of running my fingers up the small of your back, while I kiss you behind your ear and whisper "you found me"
@charlizetheron82.bsky.social I would love to grace this atmosphere. One day
December 29, 2024 at 6:40 AM
@charlizetheron82.bsky.social I would love to grace this atmosphere. One day
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I went to the Doctor with hearing problems. He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said: “Homer’s a fat dude and Marge has blue hair.”
I said: “Homer’s a fat dude and Marge has blue hair.”
December 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I went to the Doctor with hearing problems. He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said: “Homer’s a fat dude and Marge has blue hair.”
I said: “Homer’s a fat dude and Marge has blue hair.”