Right, so my wife told me to ‘be nice’ today. Imagine that. Me. Nice. So now I’m out here, complimenting the neighbor’s terrible garden, smiling at people like a lunatic, and—worst of all—not threatening anyone. It’s unnatural, I tell ya. Pray for me. #MarriedLife

Glad my lovely missus got my good side in this photo... #PeakyBlinders

When you've got 99 problems, but lounging dramatically solves at least one. Especially when your frenemy comes to visit. #AlfieSolomons #PeakyBlinders

Right, let me tell you somethin’. Just had a bloke try to explain bread to me. Bread. To me. Said it ‘weren’t fluffy enough.’ Not supposed to be fluffy. You want fluffy, go hug a sheep. You want proper bread, you come to me. Morons, everywhere I look.

#BreadKing #BloodyMorons #NotDiscussed

Politics is a mess, innit? Same game, different players. You’ve got Trump talkin’ like he’s the savior, but all he’s doin' is makin’ a mockery of it. Power and money, that’s all that matters. Don’t trust any of ‘em.
#AlfieSolomons #FuckTrump #America

Crafting schemes and distilling dreams at the bakery. Words are my weapons, and violence? Well, that's just my other language. Life's a game, and I'm the one dealing the cards. Who's up for a dance with the devil? #AlfiesWorld #PeakyBlinders ♠️🔥