Taking bets on when China pulls the trigger and dumps USD while doing a sell-imposed embargo to the US while at the same time pulling out all US-based diplomats to signal there’ll be to take-backs in the short term

> the largest criminal market manipulation scheme ever conceived

So far…

There’s at least another 3 more years to try and do this all over again. They haven’t even thought of DOGE manipulating gold prices when they threaten to audit Fort Knox

George Dubbya was ethical?!

The Trump Dump

Trump is Prisencolinensinainciusol but for politics!

The world just unionised against the United State’s protection racket

Putin’s Atomic Bomb? lol this was just a small hand grenade... Putin’s atomic bomb will be when the world collectively stops trading in US dollars

MAGA saw the absolute failure of Brexit and thought “yes please, I’ll have one of those”.

Make Austerity Global Again 🤦‍♂️

Given all this - who in their right mind would think trade agreements now with Trump as co-signer would still be valid once Eric or Barron take over after Donald’s third or fourth term 🙃

Trump threatening Canada and Greenland with invasion, while at the same time extorting Ukraine (while ignoring the Budapest Memorandum all together) highlights that Trump’s signature isn’t worth the McDonald’s wrapping they’re scribbled on…

France’s tariff war in the 1600s started an actual war against the UK and The Netherlands, where relations between these countries took over a hundred years to repair 🤷‍♂️

Screw the peeper tapes… how do we crowdsource enough to pay for the tapes of Elon crying?

Because it even resembles a Cyber Truck, I wouldn’t even piss in it if it was on fire