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@alfie-tincan.bsky.social
32. they/he. gay commie "artist". pls be an adult bc i'm basically only drawing gay sex these days. NSFW!!
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this is incredibly ooc for mat, and i can only imagine it happening if he was really trashed and feeling really jealous/possessive. doing this to make kaz stop flirting is like giving a dog treats when it barks to try and make it shut up, though. you are encouraging him!!!
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
this is incredibly ooc for mat, and i can only imagine it happening if he was really trashed and feeling really jealous/possessive. doing this to make kaz stop flirting is like giving a dog treats when it barks to try and make it shut up, though. you are encouraging him!!!
i'm not gonna finish this one but you can have the lines
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i'm not gonna finish this one but you can have the lines
i want to offer you this monkey that feels relevant
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i want to offer you this monkey that feels relevant
without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
(taking advantage of the plural)(imagine if i had my desktop folders on my phone... the images...)
(taking advantage of the plural)(imagine if i had my desktop folders on my phone... the images...)
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
(taking advantage of the plural)(imagine if i had my desktop folders on my phone... the images...)
(taking advantage of the plural)(imagine if i had my desktop folders on my phone... the images...)
i'd fuck w this a lil more but i gotta sleep
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i'd fuck w this a lil more but i gotta sleep
post-work beer run (me)
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
post-work beer run (me)
did a lil template thing
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
did a lil template thing
i can't believe some of the shitty lines they gave anthony hopkins. you could tell he phoned it in, bc why would you put effort into those baby's first capitalist villain lines. if they tortured bill more i would bump it up to 2 stars from 1.5
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October 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
i can't believe some of the shitty lines they gave anthony hopkins. you could tell he phoned it in, bc why would you put effort into those baby's first capitalist villain lines. if they tortured bill more i would bump it up to 2 stars from 1.5
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bill skarsgard in locked was a type of kaz... too bad it sucked
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
bill skarsgard in locked was a type of kaz... too bad it sucked
"stop putting your ocs in every situation you're in" no
October 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"stop putting your ocs in every situation you're in" no
valencian meat sidewalk
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
valencian meat sidewalk
i was sooooo busy at work today
October 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i was sooooo busy at work today
we have achieved just a bit more color and whimsy. upgrade to the pornography making command center
October 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
we have achieved just a bit more color and whimsy. upgrade to the pornography making command center
i take all my aus very seriously and they're not just different flavors of horny to sate my various moods
October 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i take all my aus very seriously and they're not just different flavors of horny to sate my various moods
tumblr post that said "not enough pegging porn where the guy rides it", this is for you
October 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
tumblr post that said "not enough pegging porn where the guy rides it", this is for you
i'm having fun w these scribbly ones
October 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i'm having fun w these scribbly ones
guys who keep getting bit by a vampire they hate, but if they quit he'll just kill them, so
October 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
guys who keep getting bit by a vampire they hate, but if they quit he'll just kill them, so
"ok g'night guys i gotta sleep for work" *draws this instead of going to bed* ok for real this time
October 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"ok g'night guys i gotta sleep for work" *draws this instead of going to bed* ok for real this time
here are your 100% zooms bsky
October 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
here are your 100% zooms bsky