be careful out there on the soggy leaves folks, an unlikely suspect but by, a mighty accident causer, almost just went fringe over foot! 🍁🍂

Can we normalise women’s facial hair already? I’m getting real sick of waxing Natasha the moustache, let her live!! #longlivetash

Washed my jeans with a £10 note in the pocket and I’ve taken them out and the note is as good as new, if not better, she’s so shiny. I guess that redesign with plasticky notes was for idiots like me 💷

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.