Alfons Arthur Peeweather
@alfartpee.bsky.social
Aspiring oil baron
She’s cosplaying as Magaleena, her favorite Mortal Slob-ass character
January 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
She’s cosplaying as Magaleena, her favorite Mortal Slob-ass character
One day these vile voices will all be silent. What a nice day that will be.
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
One day these vile voices will all be silent. What a nice day that will be.
This groveling orc will one day meet the collapse of Mount doom
January 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This groveling orc will one day meet the collapse of Mount doom
Don’t have a cow, man.
January 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Don’t have a cow, man.
Sic Semper Tyranus
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Sic Semper Tyranus
We lost the concept of community shame when we started isolating ourselves with social and online media
December 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
We lost the concept of community shame when we started isolating ourselves with social and online media
Handsome, like George Raft
December 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Handsome, like George Raft
If this ghoul’s one day shambling towards a ravine you better believe I’m cheering for that ravine
December 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If this ghoul’s one day shambling towards a ravine you better believe I’m cheering for that ravine
That AI never had a Duff in its life!
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
That AI never had a Duff in its life!
The MAGA motto: Much reverse success!
December 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The MAGA motto: Much reverse success!
Turd brand turds: By and for Turds!
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Turd brand turds: By and for Turds!
If I was a kicker, I'd kick. If I was a therapy patient, I'd learn. But I'm a heart and I love. That's the only thing I can do.
December 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If I was a kicker, I'd kick. If I was a therapy patient, I'd learn. But I'm a heart and I love. That's the only thing I can do.
I’m a Christian, just chuck it in me dumpah!
December 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’m a Christian, just chuck it in me dumpah!
My 11-year-old: [reading the Miners' Ten Commandments at the Gold Discovery Museum] What's this mean?
Me: It's telling the miners--you won't get to rest on Sundays, because you'll have to do the work you'd rely on women to do back home.
My husband: You find gender everywhere.
Me: Because it is!
Me: It's telling the miners--you won't get to rest on Sundays, because you'll have to do the work you'd rely on women to do back home.
My husband: You find gender everywhere.
Me: Because it is!
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Her journalistic ideals are just the usual talking points handed to every one of these grifters.
Weiss has the professional substance of the grease that coats your sink after washing a frying pan
Weiss has the professional substance of the grease that coats your sink after washing a frying pan
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Her journalistic ideals are just the usual talking points handed to every one of these grifters.
Weiss has the professional substance of the grease that coats your sink after washing a frying pan
Weiss has the professional substance of the grease that coats your sink after washing a frying pan
Co-authors: P.J., Squee, Donkey Dong Doug et al
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Co-authors: P.J., Squee, Donkey Dong Doug et al
I am a sovereign, natural-born living woman and I do not consent to this government created illness entering my body!
December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I am a sovereign, natural-born living woman and I do not consent to this government created illness entering my body!
Your humors are unbalanced, Kimberly Ann! To cure that, I’ll slowly pour this holy bishop piss over you while you say the Lord’s Prayer (and the bishop beats off to the sounds in the belfry)
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Your humors are unbalanced, Kimberly Ann! To cure that, I’ll slowly pour this holy bishop piss over you while you say the Lord’s Prayer (and the bishop beats off to the sounds in the belfry)
The lips don’t lie (about the coke use, but everything else is fair game)
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The lips don’t lie (about the coke use, but everything else is fair game)
They need to perform bari-atric surgery to remove her flabby brain from cbs already
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
They need to perform bari-atric surgery to remove her flabby brain from cbs already
The only thing he’s grasped has been redacted
December 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The only thing he’s grasped has been redacted
It’s not within our zone of interest to report on what’s common knowledge over yonder wall!
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It’s not within our zone of interest to report on what’s common knowledge over yonder wall!
Frankly I’m starting to doubt her commitment to Sparkle Fasiscm
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Frankly I’m starting to doubt her commitment to Sparkle Fasiscm
It’s just Bari Weiss’s zone of interest
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It’s just Bari Weiss’s zone of interest
Fuckin-A, A-ron
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Fuckin-A, A-ron