And after a night bent and pressed against the wall you wonder why your back hurts all day.

The water (and fire and lightning effects) are called "Fractal Textures" in UE1, they are simulated. The water specifically uses a base texture whose pixels are pushed around using "drops" (that cause waves) that can be placed in the texture editor.

The Hands market sure is flourishing, wonder where they make them 🫱

Why not switch to an alternative like Krita for texture painting. If you need an alternative for another adobe product you might find something on this cool list github.com/KenneyNL/Ado... from @kenney.bsky.social

casually committing war crimes. But yes, better to change it to a green cross or so.

You should be able to load a different user config by setting the environment variable BLENDER_USER_RESOURCES (docs.blender.org/manual/en/la...) You can do that in a .bat file (set the variable, run blender) then every user starts blender with their own file.