Alfalfa Romeo
LightNews LightNews
banner
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
Alfalfa Romeo
@alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
4.9K followers 2.6K following 3.1K posts
Formerly Harrison Ford Fiesta.
Throw me the whip!
There is nothing more fragile than the white male ego.
There should be no billionaires until everyone is a millionaire.
#TeamLuigi #StandWithUkraine #SavetheBees
Posts Replies Media Videos
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
I know one...
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
Cats rule!
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
For what it's worth, this is Buckingham Badger wishing you a happy 60th!
Bucky Badger looking over a poster with a photo of Sen. Ron Johnson on it and the words Fuck Ron Johnson written on it. Bucky knows Ron's an asshole.
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
South Park showing "the woman in the hat" that has Donald "Relax, guy" Trump's tiny penis freaking out.
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down.
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
Reconstructive photo of Australopithecus Ignoramus with an uncanny resemblance to MTG.
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
How about a HockPockets throwback?
Balding Ted Cruz sporting some Mom jeans.
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
Photo of JD Vance with a surprised look on his face while at a gas pump with the nozzle shoved up his ass.
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
Photo of an older roadside billboard that reads... Please NEUTER YOUR PETS and MAGA FRIENDS & RELATIVES.
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
I went the trendy TPUSA route...
@mattgaetz4head.bsky.social
Pumpkin with little beedy eyes and Charlie Kirk hair with its neck area blown out in front of a banner saying Prove Me Wrong.
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
GIF of SCTV comedy legends John Candy and Joe Flaherty giving their Celebrity Farm Blow UP tag line..."BLOWED UP GOOD ... BLOWED UP REAL GOOD"
October 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
Comic book scene of a deranged-looking white guy with thick teeth and a crazy-assed worm jutting out from his eye shouting "Liberals are the cause of autism!" to a concerned woman replying "Your voice is creepier than your brain worm!"
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
Nevadans voted for it!
FAFO indeed.
Voting has consequences.
Farmers'll get bailed out, but Nevadans get...
October 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
Ahem...
Photo of a London bus stop where one side shows a photo of Epstein and Trump together.
September 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
Headline saying "Releasing the Epstein Files Causes Autism" claims Trump
September 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
If life ever takes you to Florida (really try and avoid it) do NOT order the spaghetti and meatballs.
Professional photo of spaghetti and meatballs with one meatball looking like the meatball Governor himself, Ron DeSantis.
September 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
Some day...
Cartoon titled "A Brush With Death" with one paintbrush saying to another paintbrush "Looks like he had a stroke" with a streak of orange paint running down a wall and another paintbrush lying on the floor with orange paint splattered on the floor by its blonde bristles.
September 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
This is a Tim Scott approved post.
Photo of Uncle Tom Tim Scott showing off his massive gums. That's GUMS, not guns!
September 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
September 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
alfalfaromeo.bsky.social
September 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM