Alex Underhill
@alexunderhill42.bsky.social
32, he/him, MDNI pfp by @oobleckxic
Every princess deserves a little violent crash out every now and then, as a treat.
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Every princess deserves a little violent crash out every now and then, as a treat.
Fucking gross, imagine being a sex pest *and* being so soulless that you're indistinguishable at a glance from a generic porn bot.
And I'm always on your side, my dearest demon :)
And I'm always on your side, my dearest demon :)
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Fucking gross, imagine being a sex pest *and* being so soulless that you're indistinguishable at a glance from a generic porn bot.
And I'm always on your side, my dearest demon :)
And I'm always on your side, my dearest demon :)
It's *probably* a bot, but if it's not then I wish a thousand kidney stones upon them. I'm sorry, Ziggy. The world doesn't deserve your beauty.
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It's *probably* a bot, but if it's not then I wish a thousand kidney stones upon them. I'm sorry, Ziggy. The world doesn't deserve your beauty.
I want to hear the desperation in your voice as you start to wake up and realize that I'm knocking you up and there's nothing you can do about it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I want to hear the desperation in your voice as you start to wake up and realize that I'm knocking you up and there's nothing you can do about it.
Woaugh all the blood is rushing out of my head for some reason
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Woaugh all the blood is rushing out of my head for some reason
There's nothing stupid about wanting this, dear :)
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There's nothing stupid about wanting this, dear :)
Stay right there, let me bring you dinner in bed, treat you like my princess, fuck you like my little slut, and cuddle you until you fall asleep in my arms like a sleepy puppy <3
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Stay right there, let me bring you dinner in bed, treat you like my princess, fuck you like my little slut, and cuddle you until you fall asleep in my arms like a sleepy puppy <3
I think every version of you is pretty cool :)
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I think every version of you is pretty cool :)
You really liked the pussy smacks one you did a while ago and wanted more, huh?
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You really liked the pussy smacks one you did a while ago and wanted more, huh?
That's ok, I'll always remember how pretty you are :)
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
That's ok, I'll always remember how pretty you are :)
Mythbusters or Star Trek!
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Mythbusters or Star Trek!
Hi Junebug, you're adorable <3
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hi Junebug, you're adorable <3
I think you do, too :)
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I think you do, too :)
It's been rough ngl
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It's been rough ngl