Alex Ferreyra
@alexthewriter.bsky.social
Old Man with Old Man Rap Takes. Father of Murphy (pictured), husband to Heather, who has yet to take the plunge.
This is awesomely named Sarah Fortune, Harvard prof who had to stop her TB research because of the idiot. Gangsta Nikes (what we called the Cortez in the 90s) makes her look doubly awesome.
April 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is awesomely named Sarah Fortune, Harvard prof who had to stop her TB research because of the idiot. Gangsta Nikes (what we called the Cortez in the 90s) makes her look doubly awesome.
I mean sure, BBT could be an old Jamiroqui or Jack Sparrow fentanyl dealer, but I’m getting more white Ice-T from this angle.
November 16, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I mean sure, BBT could be an old Jamiroqui or Jack Sparrow fentanyl dealer, but I’m getting more white Ice-T from this angle.
I’d rather watch this…
November 16, 2024 at 5:06 AM
I’d rather watch this…
Jerry Jones interviews the Sun’s emissary on earth about not being so bright on Sundays.
November 16, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Jerry Jones interviews the Sun’s emissary on earth about not being so bright on Sundays.
Quote a rap album with zero skips
November 13, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Quote a rap album with zero skips
(/Dee Dee Ramone voice)
“Enjoy the daytime movies, ya old bastids.”
“Enjoy the daytime movies, ya old bastids.”
November 13, 2024 at 1:03 AM
(/Dee Dee Ramone voice)
“Enjoy the daytime movies, ya old bastids.”
“Enjoy the daytime movies, ya old bastids.”
Murph, not feeling her new rain coat.
November 11, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Murph, not feeling her new rain coat.
Shoutout to all black dogs, including my girl Murphy (and yes, Larry).
October 1, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Shoutout to all black dogs, including my girl Murphy (and yes, Larry).
Post a perfect record from when you were 21... I could've put Miseducation or Aquemini, but this was the weirdest shit and I loved it, and still do.
September 16, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Post a perfect record from when you were 21... I could've put Miseducation or Aquemini, but this was the weirdest shit and I loved it, and still do.
Shoutout to the based Quebecois.
October 25, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Shoutout to the based Quebecois.
Was the Son of Sam busy?
October 24, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Was the Son of Sam busy?
Love to download a language translator, try it out with a layup (“ouvrir,” or “open” in French), and get this.
October 24, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Love to download a language translator, try it out with a layup (“ouvrir,” or “open” in French), and get this.
I first read this knockoff as "Baby Allen and Friend" instead of Baby Alien, and I much prefer the former.
October 6, 2023 at 4:55 PM
I first read this knockoff as "Baby Allen and Friend" instead of Baby Alien, and I much prefer the former.