That was the last enjoyable meal for the foreseeable future. Been able to make a 2 mile run everyday this week. 2026 is salads, fruits and no beer. GLP-1 arrives tomorrow 💉
December 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
That was the last enjoyable meal for the foreseeable future. Been able to make a 2 mile run everyday this week. 2026 is salads, fruits and no beer. GLP-1 arrives tomorrow 💉
WOW. Okay these toothpicks were a great present turns out, instantly cured my hangover and sadness. Rainy Christmas for the doggies 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
WOW. Okay these toothpicks were a great present turns out, instantly cured my hangover and sadness. Rainy Christmas for the doggies 🎄
Merry Christmas, to you - whoever is out there over the airwaves reading this. If you are someone that I know in real life, please do not read my private log entries; this is of course, all imaginary. I am sane & professional.
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Merry Christmas, to you - whoever is out there over the airwaves reading this. If you are someone that I know in real life, please do not read my private log entries; this is of course, all imaginary. I am sane & professional.
Whoof. Thank goodness someone crashed into that cop car, i would’ve been late for mass
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Whoof. Thank goodness someone crashed into that cop car, i would’ve been late for mass
Doodling at work ⚕️
December 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Doodling at work ⚕️
2 mile run before work. Reports coming out that musician “Negative XP” has passed away. He followed me back on Twitter once. Heartbreaking.
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
2 mile run before work. Reports coming out that musician “Negative XP” has passed away. He followed me back on Twitter once. Heartbreaking.
cousin stricken with rare illness. sad christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
cousin stricken with rare illness. sad christmas.
Wow I sure do love to run 2 miles after work.
It’s okay I’ve got a rack of ribs waiting for me after
It’s okay I’ve got a rack of ribs waiting for me after
December 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Wow I sure do love to run 2 miles after work.
It’s okay I’ve got a rack of ribs waiting for me after
It’s okay I’ve got a rack of ribs waiting for me after
BEHOLD! My Displacer Beast Fursona - complete with his signature Adidas tracksuits! He can drink an entire six pack of beers at once, or use his claws to scratch off multiple lottery tickets! 🐆
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
BEHOLD! My Displacer Beast Fursona - complete with his signature Adidas tracksuits! He can drink an entire six pack of beers at once, or use his claws to scratch off multiple lottery tickets! 🐆
DID? More like “Divine Identity Disorder”.
just kidding, I’m communicating with a being from outside of our plane of existence.
Wouldn’t really make any sense if i was both the good cop *and* the bad cop now, would it? 🕊️
just kidding, I’m communicating with a being from outside of our plane of existence.
Wouldn’t really make any sense if i was both the good cop *and* the bad cop now, would it? 🕊️
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
DID? More like “Divine Identity Disorder”.
just kidding, I’m communicating with a being from outside of our plane of existence.
Wouldn’t really make any sense if i was both the good cop *and* the bad cop now, would it? 🕊️
just kidding, I’m communicating with a being from outside of our plane of existence.
Wouldn’t really make any sense if i was both the good cop *and* the bad cop now, would it? 🕊️
“Aren’t corporals the biggest losers in the army?”
“🎶 THAT’S MEEE! 🎶”
“🎶 THAT’S MEEE! 🎶”
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
“Aren’t corporals the biggest losers in the army?”
“🎶 THAT’S MEEE! 🎶”
“🎶 THAT’S MEEE! 🎶”
“…which Hazbin character do you identify with the most?”
“uhh…Adam because I’m a fat misogynist?”
Nailed it. Swish!
“uhh…Adam because I’m a fat misogynist?”
Nailed it. Swish!
December 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“…which Hazbin character do you identify with the most?”
“uhh…Adam because I’m a fat misogynist?”
Nailed it. Swish!
“uhh…Adam because I’m a fat misogynist?”
Nailed it. Swish!
Small kitten, you never appreciated the humans cleaning out your litter box or bringing you toys. Now, I have strapped a bear trap to Alex’s head and it will go off in 60 seconds unless you let me pet you. Live or die, the choice is yours
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Small kitten, you never appreciated the humans cleaning out your litter box or bringing you toys. Now, I have strapped a bear trap to Alex’s head and it will go off in 60 seconds unless you let me pet you. Live or die, the choice is yours
The most magnificent nebelung of them all. Is she not glorious? There are 150 cats so we just assign them letters and a number; been there done that!
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The most magnificent nebelung of them all. Is she not glorious? There are 150 cats so we just assign them letters and a number; been there done that!
Too much. Too much. Need to get to the rescue. The cats keep it away
December 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Too much. Too much. Need to get to the rescue. The cats keep it away
And yet, I continue to wake up.
Something terrible is happening
I give the police intel, they find bodies -
threaten to arrest me, no reward.
Why ruin the surprise if you won’t believe?
Something terrible is happening
I give the police intel, they find bodies -
threaten to arrest me, no reward.
Why ruin the surprise if you won’t believe?
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
And yet, I continue to wake up.
Something terrible is happening
I give the police intel, they find bodies -
threaten to arrest me, no reward.
Why ruin the surprise if you won’t believe?
Something terrible is happening
I give the police intel, they find bodies -
threaten to arrest me, no reward.
Why ruin the surprise if you won’t believe?
okay, but what if instead of writing down our thoughts, we LARPed instead? BECAUSE I THINK IT MIGHT GO, A LITTLE SOMETHING, LIKE THIS…
Now I’m a displacer beast and my name is Shadow Paw. Check out my cool tentacles, MEOW! I’m gonna go scratch up the couch and teleport to the Churu 🐈⬛
Now I’m a displacer beast and my name is Shadow Paw. Check out my cool tentacles, MEOW! I’m gonna go scratch up the couch and teleport to the Churu 🐈⬛
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
okay, but what if instead of writing down our thoughts, we LARPed instead? BECAUSE I THINK IT MIGHT GO, A LITTLE SOMETHING, LIKE THIS…
Now I’m a displacer beast and my name is Shadow Paw. Check out my cool tentacles, MEOW! I’m gonna go scratch up the couch and teleport to the Churu 🐈⬛
Now I’m a displacer beast and my name is Shadow Paw. Check out my cool tentacles, MEOW! I’m gonna go scratch up the couch and teleport to the Churu 🐈⬛
Obviously I would know if I were manic. Anymore dumbass questions from the peanut gallery?
December 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Obviously I would know if I were manic. Anymore dumbass questions from the peanut gallery?
yeah the library book club said we have to read “Norwegian Wood” but it’s really boring so I got the Warrior Cats graphic novel instead.
December 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
yeah the library book club said we have to read “Norwegian Wood” but it’s really boring so I got the Warrior Cats graphic novel instead.
Well hello, high powered businesswoman on the go. Bartender, please bring my friend here another SlimFast™️ My name is uh, Jimmy Stewart, & I’m the owner of the Christmas tree farm. I heard your fiancé is a cunt, and you’re trying to shutdown Christmastowne. May I interest you in some Hallmark cards?
December 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Well hello, high powered businesswoman on the go. Bartender, please bring my friend here another SlimFast™️ My name is uh, Jimmy Stewart, & I’m the owner of the Christmas tree farm. I heard your fiancé is a cunt, and you’re trying to shutdown Christmastowne. May I interest you in some Hallmark cards?
just another busy day at work
MR. PRESIDENT, GET DOWN! (gunshots)
MR. PRESIDENT, GET DOWN! (gunshots)
December 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
just another busy day at work
MR. PRESIDENT, GET DOWN! (gunshots)
MR. PRESIDENT, GET DOWN! (gunshots)
Both my brothers are on leave from the army. They nicknamed one of them “The Vampire” because of our porphyria/mild allergy to sunlight. Coolest nickname ever, I wish I had an epithet
December 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Both my brothers are on leave from the army. They nicknamed one of them “The Vampire” because of our porphyria/mild allergy to sunlight. Coolest nickname ever, I wish I had an epithet
I knew this guy in the army, used to work for the State Department - very confusing why he would give that up to be an E4, lol. He always sold me psychedelics. I think he’s working intel in Mexico now. He said the Chinese aren’t fond of English teachers stealing their women
Honestly? This works. I was thinking about taking more Mandarin courses again, but I feel like all the white guys that do that are sex criminals and communists. Of course, they’ll think I’m a weeb, which is almost worse. High risk, high reward. FULL SEND!
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I knew this guy in the army, used to work for the State Department - very confusing why he would give that up to be an E4, lol. He always sold me psychedelics. I think he’s working intel in Mexico now. He said the Chinese aren’t fond of English teachers stealing their women
Dreamt deeply. Felt confusingly real. Fell asleep on train, woke up at the end of the line - but in Japan? It was flooded at the time. I speak no Japanese & had no money, but a Buddhist monk used pantomime to guide me. We were searching for buried treasure. Learn Japanese, find the treasure, got it.
December 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Dreamt deeply. Felt confusingly real. Fell asleep on train, woke up at the end of the line - but in Japan? It was flooded at the time. I speak no Japanese & had no money, but a Buddhist monk used pantomime to guide me. We were searching for buried treasure. Learn Japanese, find the treasure, got it.
Kodiak hates it when I leave; she is still recovering from her spay & torn pad. She stops whimpering if you sing her special goodnight song.
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Kodiak hates it when I leave; she is still recovering from her spay & torn pad. She stops whimpering if you sing her special goodnight song.