Bees literally make honey and we’re all super unimpressed by that. But that’s very impressive!!!!!!

Unpopular opinion: you cannot convince me that luxury towels are it. Rich people like a towel that doesn’t absorb water??? Cheap towels are superior.

Happy December, kitty cats.

Security chased down my 62 year old mom yesterday at my grandmas country club because she was wearing dark jeans with her sweater and boots. I guess this is what Florida worries about? The inappropriate nature of denim in country clubs?

Looking for my people! Where are my reality tv, Buffy, and From fans at?? I need buddies!

Me anytime someone says “vaca” instead of “vacay”

No, you may not.

Deactivated my Twitter (I’ll never call it “X”). That was cathartic. ❤️

And for my next post, I will tell you all that I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my gums for too many hours and I have just gotten it out. Clap for me.

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