Alex (Tired)
@alexsotired.bsky.social
Is this dancing queen? I'm too young for this
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Is this dancing queen? I'm too young for this
She's a good dog Don
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
She's a good dog Don
That's why I don't go there no more. The boneless creatures are unsettling. They look unnatural
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
That's why I don't go there no more. The boneless creatures are unsettling. They look unnatural
Only because you are not currently in the shower
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Only because you are not currently in the shower
Breaking two baby toes is child abuse. The law was not set up for this situation, sorry :(
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Breaking two baby toes is child abuse. The law was not set up for this situation, sorry :(
Go back to sleep. What's the worst that could happen? The praetorian guard won't betray or anything
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Go back to sleep. What's the worst that could happen? The praetorian guard won't betray or anything
He perfected the craft
October 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
He perfected the craft
Doomscrolling is my least bad habit tho
October 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Doomscrolling is my least bad habit tho
Why do we have like 2 of this guy 80 years later
October 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Why do we have like 2 of this guy 80 years later
Does this make it better or worse?
October 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Does this make it better or worse?
The press is never scared of the juice until....
September 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The press is never scared of the juice until....
Out dated but relevant, never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel
September 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Out dated but relevant, never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel
As a Browns fan I am crying right now. It never goes our way
September 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
As a Browns fan I am crying right now. It never goes our way
I had a dream last night...I was cold... the blanket though... it just kept getting further and further away... the winds... the way they shift...I just don't know anymore. The times are changing...i don't understand this landscape
September 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I had a dream last night...I was cold... the blanket though... it just kept getting further and further away... the winds... the way they shift...I just don't know anymore. The times are changing...i don't understand this landscape
I grew up in the golden age of the internet. None of you are serious people as far as I'm concerned
September 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I grew up in the golden age of the internet. None of you are serious people as far as I'm concerned
When the Dow tanks they can now say yeah, the DoW has tanks
September 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
When the Dow tanks they can now say yeah, the DoW has tanks
I had to call my dad while he was at work so I could pay Doom when I was 7ish. I was lucky
September 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I had to call my dad while he was at work so I could pay Doom when I was 7ish. I was lucky
The micro plastics will kick in eventually
September 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The micro plastics will kick in eventually
And then you do the thing and you're like ah fuck that was easy
September 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
And then you do the thing and you're like ah fuck that was easy
The last of Saban wore off and they have no soul
August 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The last of Saban wore off and they have no soul
Wait is there no internet up there? Fuck I gotta do more sinning, there's definitely internet in hell
August 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Wait is there no internet up there? Fuck I gotta do more sinning, there's definitely internet in hell