alexsartorius.bsky.social
@alexsartorius.bsky.social
If you know your spouse is cheating on you with *RFK Jr* then ideally they won't be your spouse for much longer.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It mostly isn't though is the thing.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You literally don't though
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I mean, you learn she's willing to have an affair with RFK Jr, might as well shoot your shot.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Common conservative NPC behavior
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Maybe, but these people are idiots, they have constantly proven themselves to be incompetent.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
New theory: the affair is made up, this is a weird kink for both of them.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I mean Michael Tracey is the least surprising person to be doing this.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I love being held accountable by uh, getting a job at a famous magazine
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I mean yeah, he probably means this as a joke but it is obviously true and has been for years.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Well that depends, are the older men Republicans?
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Not enough people are asking the obvious questions about Mike Johnson, a guy with an app on his phone that lets him know when his son is jerking off and who has spent months shielding a man who was, at least, best friends with the world's most famous pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
No, they view them as children, and are fine with them being violated by adults.
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Good! Let them! Republicans voted for pain, let's show them pain.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Don't. Comply. In. Advance.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Why does this parasite still have a job?
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I was about to ask who let Michael Tracey into the Cuomo party but then I remembered there's nothing Michael Tracey loves more than a sexual predator.
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Hell yeah
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Basically "please don't vote me out"
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Well lucky for you this is Scott Adams, so, he's probably just lying about having cancer.
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It's Scott Adams, so the cancer thing could just be completely made up, but I hope it isn't.
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
He's not really? He's an uncharismatic loser living in his mom's basement spouting reheated Nazi talking points. He's part of a dangerous movement sure, but individually he's nothing.
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I legitimately don't think these people have a "self" to reflect on. And a disturbingly large percentage of the population are in the same boat.
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The thing to remember if you start thinking that is, it doesn't matter what they believe because Republicans are morons.
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Another data point in the "conservatives literally lack a theory of mind" category.
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM