don’t work a day in your life and you’ll never work a day in your life
February 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
don’t work a day in your life and you’ll never work a day in your life
who is Morrisette? and why are they Alan?
January 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
who is Morrisette? and why are they Alan?
still hung up on deedee mega doodoo, you guys are just gonna have to go on without me
January 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
still hung up on deedee mega doodoo, you guys are just gonna have to go on without me
dissonance everywhere, entropy noticeably increasing, everything is an utter ruckus right now. not sure what to do. maybe i should open a facebook account
January 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
dissonance everywhere, entropy noticeably increasing, everything is an utter ruckus right now. not sure what to do. maybe i should open a facebook account
searching how to cure the 2:30-4:10pm vibe. it’s the sunday afternoon of times of day. don’t even talk to me during this stretch of time on sunday
December 28, 2024 at 9:26 PM
searching how to cure the 2:30-4:10pm vibe. it’s the sunday afternoon of times of day. don’t even talk to me during this stretch of time on sunday
they should give you an option when you text someone to zap them, like give them a small electric shock. just enough to make them jump and give a little “aahh!”
December 20, 2024 at 8:42 PM
they should give you an option when you text someone to zap them, like give them a small electric shock. just enough to make them jump and give a little “aahh!”
officially done with grad school this is what it was like 👍
December 13, 2024 at 11:16 PM
officially done with grad school this is what it was like 👍
Loving the photos app update
December 9, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Loving the photos app update
*me trying to think of the phrase “now we’re cooking with gas”* now we’re flushing with water!!!
December 7, 2024 at 5:28 AM
*me trying to think of the phrase “now we’re cooking with gas”* now we’re flushing with water!!!
hi. thanks for checking in. I’m, 🎵 still a piece of garbage 🎶
December 4, 2024 at 11:17 AM
hi. thanks for checking in. I’m, 🎵 still a piece of garbage 🎶
another day of tamping the loam
December 1, 2024 at 10:43 PM
another day of tamping the loam
sitting in quiet solitude worried about the world. im in my softest pajamas
November 27, 2024 at 12:17 PM
sitting in quiet solitude worried about the world. im in my softest pajamas
had my world rocked today learning of the existence of the Isuzu Hombre
November 21, 2024 at 5:14 PM
had my world rocked today learning of the existence of the Isuzu Hombre
call me old fashioned: i print out all of the posts on my feed first thing in the morning and read them with my coffee
November 20, 2024 at 1:52 AM
call me old fashioned: i print out all of the posts on my feed first thing in the morning and read them with my coffee
you can’t touch grass in the desert
November 11, 2024 at 8:30 PM
you can’t touch grass in the desert
Eating a sandwich. Despite all of the darkness in this workd
October 20, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Eating a sandwich. Despite all of the darkness in this workd
Click here to find hot temperatures in YOUR area
October 3, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Click here to find hot temperatures in YOUR area
who out here doing it their darnedest
October 1, 2024 at 1:15 AM
who out here doing it their darnedest
10 regional hamburger facts that will leave you speechless
September 25, 2024 at 2:46 AM
10 regional hamburger facts that will leave you speechless
i am fascinated by the profound effects on my cat’s life by closing one door in the house. i think it would be like if i were suddenly unable to go lay on the floor in the other room, which would drastically change my own behaviors
September 21, 2024 at 6:57 PM
i am fascinated by the profound effects on my cat’s life by closing one door in the house. i think it would be like if i were suddenly unable to go lay on the floor in the other room, which would drastically change my own behaviors
it’s amazing to be sitting on a couch on a spinning rock barreling through space at tens of thousands of miles per hour and it’s also so massive that i’m glued to it hard enough that it’s making my butt dent into the cushion. thankfully i can barely even notice that it’s happening
September 18, 2024 at 4:09 AM
it’s amazing to be sitting on a couch on a spinning rock barreling through space at tens of thousands of miles per hour and it’s also so massive that i’m glued to it hard enough that it’s making my butt dent into the cushion. thankfully i can barely even notice that it’s happening