Alex Quigley
@alexquigley.bsky.social
Samantha's Dad. Inordinate amount of Chicago sports skeets. Life is long and weird, if you're lucky. Crystal Lake, Chicago, or the middle of nowhere.
Now I'm *not* saying it's time for this yet. I'm saying it's time to *start preparing* for this time.
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Now I'm *not* saying it's time for this yet. I'm saying it's time to *start preparing* for this time.
If you missed out on last night's incredible aurora, you're gonna get another chance tonight. The Sun basically burped at us twice a couple of days ago, and the second one is impacting our atmosphere right about now. #sunburps
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you missed out on last night's incredible aurora, you're gonna get another chance tonight. The Sun basically burped at us twice a couple of days ago, and the second one is impacting our atmosphere right about now. #sunburps
Birthday vibes today
November 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Birthday vibes today
This is how incredibly stupidly out the guy was
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This is how incredibly stupidly out the guy was
I'll stop after this but I SCARED MY DOG LAUGHING
October 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'll stop after this but I SCARED MY DOG LAUGHING
Seriously, the fake ads in @theonion.com print edition make me laugh out loud
October 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Seriously, the fake ads in @theonion.com print edition make me laugh out loud
I think this one's for you
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I think this one's for you
Fly that flag, Brewers!
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Fly that flag, Brewers!
Oh wow, they're keeping it accurate
October 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Oh wow, they're keeping it accurate
Live look-in at the Milwaukee Brewers' NLCS experience:
October 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Live look-in at the Milwaukee Brewers' NLCS experience:
HONH HONH HONH, I AM IN PAR-EE
October 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
HONH HONH HONH, I AM IN PAR-EE
September 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sweet merciful crap, this is ball control porn
(Maybe don't google that phrase)
(Maybe don't google that phrase)
September 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Sweet merciful crap, this is ball control porn
(Maybe don't google that phrase)
(Maybe don't google that phrase)
in case you were wondering exactly where the police chase is currently happening in Chicago, every single helicopter in the city has it covered
September 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
in case you were wondering exactly where the police chase is currently happening in Chicago, every single helicopter in the city has it covered
Just realizing that Ben Johnson looks like John Cena's younger second cousin
September 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Just realizing that Ben Johnson looks like John Cena's younger second cousin
all of their little disagreements began to ketchup to them
September 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
all of their little disagreements began to ketchup to them
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
September 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Just @theonion.com doing Onion things
August 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just @theonion.com doing Onion things