daaaamn. there's a comic i haven't thought about in years

There are so many damned music albums I like and despise the person that made them

DoA's problem can be directly traced back to the "she kicks high" commercial. That shit aired on television. You're never walking back the gooner bait accusations after that

Look, you never planned a flag. You can't blame her for believing it was open for claiming

for horse girl fans, i think this will be the year of german synth-pop band Alphaville or Bob Dylan

Both have sung Forever Young

given the personality of the real horse, it makes sense

The issue is that the immunocompromised aren't heavily armed. If they all carried $4000 worth of firearms at all times, then these people would have no issue with the masks

There's the standard respiratory viruses (covid, flu, rsv) measles, TB, and wooping cough. Norovirus too, so I guess 7

Bro, don't jinx it. We've got like 6 different plagues running around the US right now

I mean, I could technically pick her up on my way. It wouldn't really be a far detour

Depends on what "it" is