Read more books. Doomscroll less.

This is now official government policy.

If you're not watching S2 of Poker Face on Peacock, you owe it to yourself to try. Just watched Episode 4, "The Taste of Human Blood," and I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Kumail Nanjiani rocking a blonde mullet and yelling "GATOR DONE!" is worth the price of admission alone.

Every MAGA numb nut, basically.

Seems accurate. Pit bulls are basically land seals.

Pretty sure Elon is one of those Reddit hypotheticals where someone asks, "A demon shows up and offers to make you the richest man alive but at the cost of turning you into the world's saddest and most pathetic loser. Do you take the deal? Y/N?"

Repost with your first crush.

Let's friggin' go!

Says the guy who made so much money from his writing that he built a custom yacht and has spent the last decade sailing the world and sunning his balls. Cumong bro…