I keep seeing these posts about people being sad about a shirtless scene featuring Jonathan Bailey being cut from Wicked (don't even know if it's true)? My friends, just watch Bridgerton. The first time he's on screen it's just his bare ass.

I love how Spotify has managed to train us to actually love that they track us and collect our data, to the point where we actively start begging for the results of it every year #SpotifyWrapped

My phone has been blowing up all day. At first I thought I was finally popular, and then I realised it was just every company I've ever purchased from spamming me with Black Friday deals #blackfriday

We overplayed that "mAyBe tHe CuRtAiNs ArE jUsT bLuE" joke so much that now there's a whole bunch of folks with no media literacy

Felt like serving. Won't delete later. #ootd #selfportrait

Hey, BlueSky. It's ya boi. Lesbian rollerskating PhD Candidate and library enthusiast, Alex. Here to talk shit but in a fun way.