They should probably CC some people just to be extra safe as well, but who?

My sad dream is to interview him like a 5 year old, where I just keep asking "why?" after each incoherent ramble just to see how deep he digs into his bullshit.

i wish choc chips weren't so hard in that situation. I wonder if softening up some chips on the stove then mixing them into the dough would be good.

If by "of the decade" you mean over the past ten years, then my vote goes to The Death of Stalin