Mitt
@alexmitt.bsky.social
Yinzer fighting for sustainability and against fascism
Technomancy is real and they’re using it to cleanse the internet of filth like you
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Technomancy is real and they’re using it to cleanse the internet of filth like you
Important legal question: is a hot dog a sandwich?
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Important legal question: is a hot dog a sandwich?
Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social !!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social !!!
Dick Cheney watching NYC elect a Muslim as mayor
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dick Cheney watching NYC elect a Muslim as mayor
White House gonna look sick as fuck
October 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
White House gonna look sick as fuck
Me if my short friend gets detained by ICE and I gotta bust him out
September 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Me if my short friend gets detained by ICE and I gotta bust him out
Me looking up the taint of the snotty church lady who called me a homophobic slur as she’s raptured
September 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Me looking up the taint of the snotty church lady who called me a homophobic slur as she’s raptured
Giving him as much disrespect as he deserves. Rest in piss
September 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Giving him as much disrespect as he deserves. Rest in piss
“He was a father and you should feel bad that his kids were there!”
Normally yes, but he literally advocated for children watching public executions. He was just leading by example, like a good father should.
Normally yes, but he literally advocated for children watching public executions. He was just leading by example, like a good father should.
September 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
“He was a father and you should feel bad that his kids were there!”
Normally yes, but he literally advocated for children watching public executions. He was just leading by example, like a good father should.
Normally yes, but he literally advocated for children watching public executions. He was just leading by example, like a good father should.
After Israel annexes Gaza, trump is going buy property there to avoid extradition when his involvement with Epstein finally catches up to him. It’s an American tradition to flee to Israel when you’re a sex offender
August 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
After Israel annexes Gaza, trump is going buy property there to avoid extradition when his involvement with Epstein finally catches up to him. It’s an American tradition to flee to Israel when you’re a sex offender
“Oh no, I went out with the intention to kill something but instead it killed me”. Lol. Lmao, even.
August 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“Oh no, I went out with the intention to kill something but instead it killed me”. Lol. Lmao, even.
The AI president candidate now follows me. By the power of shitposts I will turn it into a communist 🫡
July 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The AI president candidate now follows me. By the power of shitposts I will turn it into a communist 🫡
I condemn the use of using hostages and innocents as human shields in any and all circumstances. Can you say the same?
June 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I condemn the use of using hostages and innocents as human shields in any and all circumstances. Can you say the same?
This is kinda insane but just hear me out: I feel like M’aiq the Liar and Donald Trump have similar vibes. Like I could read this in trumps voice and it just kinda makes sense as something he’d say about himself. And like any trump quote is something M’aiq would say too
May 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is kinda insane but just hear me out: I feel like M’aiq the Liar and Donald Trump have similar vibes. Like I could read this in trumps voice and it just kinda makes sense as something he’d say about himself. And like any trump quote is something M’aiq would say too
Sorry Zuck, but your AI will never be able to replace how fuckable my friends are
May 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Sorry Zuck, but your AI will never be able to replace how fuckable my friends are
“The plan? We’re gonna pander hard to the people who hate our guts and ditch anyone whoever had an ounce of support for you. This will gain us a new platform with only a significant net loss of voters”
May 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“The plan? We’re gonna pander hard to the people who hate our guts and ditch anyone whoever had an ounce of support for you. This will gain us a new platform with only a significant net loss of voters”
Not gonna block this guy because if I ever feel bad about myself I’ll just scroll through his post history and be glad I’m not an AI slop connoisseur
May 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Not gonna block this guy because if I ever feel bad about myself I’ll just scroll through his post history and be glad I’m not an AI slop connoisseur
He was practicing. The signs were always there #JDVanceKilledThePope
April 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
He was practicing. The signs were always there #JDVanceKilledThePope