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@alexlytics.bsky.social
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28. he/him. interdisciplinary data scientist. airport enjoyer. back-to-back crisis management champ. trans man. 💜🏳️‍⚧️

Help me survive:
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Patrick Star in robes raising one hand in the air, eyes closed in solemn reverence. Text reads, "Peak."
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I just got flashbanged by the memory of Pon and Zi from this thanks
Pon and Zi artwork depicting Zi, the little blue character, standing in a grungy room with their organs spilling out of a hole in their chest, with a bright red heart at the end of a string of pink entrails. The speech bubble reads, "Oh, look. It's beating for you."
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
Cover art for "Endless Ocean," a video game for the Nintendo Wii. The cover includes an underwater shot with a diver in the top left, a manta ray in the top right, and schools of fish swimming amongst coral at the bottom.
October 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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I just lost my baby girl. Renal failure. She was going to be 16 in November. My sweet bean gave all the love she had 💜

I hope she knew I loved her too
A blue-eyed dilute calico sits in a lap looking up at the camera with more love than your brain can process
July 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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I'm Alex. I'm a trans guy in Atlanta who's about to be homeless. I have a place to go and a job there, but I need to raise funds for the road trip there.

This cat dad and my cat daughter would be very appreciative 🤘🏻💜

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A dilute calico cat with slightly crossed, blue eyes sitting on top of a rectangle of styrofoam barely large enough to fit her tiny butt.
March 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Mobile emergency alert notification that reads, "Presidential Alert: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG"
March 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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The first of the big scary noises have begun, but lil babygirl is being brave, safe in dad's lap with some Hasanabi on the TV.

My duty for the rest of the night is to keep her neurotic self calm.
A dilute calico cat with half-lidded, blue eyes looks up at the camera. She's held in the pale gamer arms of her devoted human dad.
March 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Sat outside for a minute to check the storm vibes
A Tumblr post from the foxpost-generator account featuring a red fox standing in a whited-out environment, paws hidden beneath several inches of snow. The fox appears to brace itself, squinting against the wind. The text below the image reads, "it fucken WIMDY"
March 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
A picture of the upper, hinge-side corner of a door. White text at the top reads, "You know you want to, boy" Larger, red text across the middle and bottom reads, "Obey your urges. Slap the top of the doorframe." A person wearing a white T-shirt that reads "Mommy's Little Meatball" A man reclines on a set of stairs covered in snow. A Windows warning message covers the bottom half of the frame. It reads, "You are running out of 'it is what it is.' Are you sure you want to continue?" Response options to the warning prompt include, "Yes," "No," and "Help." A Pikachu figurine that has been cut out of its rubber bouncy ball prison. The liberating scissors lie flat in the background. Text at the bottom reads, "Him free."
March 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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"You gotta lock in. That cross-eyed fucker depends on you."

What my buddy sent to me in response to this picture of little bean and me being a sad sack. Love that guy
A dilute calico with blue eyes and a pink nose sits semi-loafed on a wrinkled, loose-knit, blue blanket.
March 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Holy shit there's 100 of you seeing my lil shitposts. Thank y'all. Here's a picture of my cat
A dilute calico staring up from her dad's lap. She has black/grey fur around her right eye and white/orange around her left eye, making it look like she only had time to do half her makeup before leaving the house. A blue-green, metallic, star-shaped bell hangs from her collar, nestled in her white chest fluff. Her pink little nose has a single dark freckle on the left side.
January 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Am I nearly 30? Yes.

Am I gonna go play in the snow later? Also yes.
A parking lot in front of a 2-story apartment building, with 3 pine trees in the foreground. Everything is covered in a thin blanket of snow. The text on the picture reads, "Sorry y'all. Atlanta's closed today."
January 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Life imitates art
Tweet by @BravoCoolee that reads: "Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say, "I like pancakes," and somebody will say, "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."
January 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed despite the hair tie fiasco. Had a tasty dinner of chicken & fish wet food and didn't even barf it all over the floor!
A blue-eyed dilute calico wearing a purple breakaway collar sits on a pile of clean laundry. A star-shaped bell and round name tag hang from the collar against her white chest fuzz.
December 29, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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My pride and joy
A blue-eyed dilute calico cat sitting on a small piece of styrofoam, just big enough for her tiny butt to sit on. She has a round, silver tag hanging from her collar with a purple paw print on it.
December 27, 2024 at 8:36 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!

Day 5

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge
Erik H. Erikson's Childhood and Society
December 15, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!

Day 4

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge
Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi
December 15, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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December 14, 2024 at 8:27 AM
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A PIZZA? FOR THIS GUY? More likely than you think.
A man wearing a black beanie and a collared button-down with zebras printed all over it, gazing at you with dazzling blue eyes and a mischievous grin.
December 13, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!

Day 3

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge
Children's book "A Dog's Life: The Autobiography of a Stray" by Ann M. Martin
December 13, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!

Day 2

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge
December 12, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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Hey. You. Look at me. You will get it done. You have more time than you think. Breathe. You're the man bro. You're the fuckin man, and you will get this shit done. Okay now your turn you say it.
Orange cat peeking up from the bottom of the frame with a gun and angry eyebrows, threatening you to, "Be kind to yourself. NOW. You have no choice."
December 12, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!

Day 1

#Books #BookSky #BookChallenge
"As I Lay Dying" by William Faulkner Published 1930
December 12, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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I look like my dad when he played football, just shorter.
I'm cool with that.
Thanks Jimbo
Cute guy in a long-sleeved, blue and white striped shirt taking a mirror selfie in front of a white door. With both sleeves rolled up just past the elbows, he holds his purple-cased phone in his right hand, obscuring his mouth so that he seems to be peeking over the top of the phone. His left arm rests wrist-deep in the front pocket of his light blue jeans. The blonde curls floating just above his shoulders are reminiscent of an old printed photo of his dad, probably about age 17, dressed in a football gear. I wish I could talk to my dad. Maybe one day.
December 10, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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WE DID IT BOYS. 💉
ME 1 DAY ON TESTOSTERONE.

2025, KEEP THE LIFE CHANGES COMIN' BABY.
A pale ass data scientist hiding his frizzy blonde curls with a black, rolled beanie lies face-up on a white, quilted mattress topper. It seems he didn't quite make it to the pinkish-purplish pillow just up and to the right of his head, but he's still feeling like a winner. He looks a bit disheveled, his black and white zebra shirt entirely unbuttoned, binder on display for the internet, nay, the world to gaze upon. Nonetheless, he seems happy, throwing up a real champ's thumbs-up with arms trembling like a Chihuahua with social anxiety, ears ringing with the sound of triumph, and subcutaneous belly fat chock-full of a hearty helping of cypionate. He may look like he puked immediately after this picture, but he'll have you know he simply laid flat on the bed for about 30 minutes so he could put the ol' sympathetic nervous system on cool-down.
December 7, 2024 at 2:05 AM