Alex Leivi 🐷🌺
@alexleivi.bsky.social
I keep getting knocked down and I quite simply do not know if I even wanna get back up again.
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I keep getting knocked down and I quite simply do not know if I even wanna get back up again.
Please hug the people you care about a little tighter for me today.
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Please hug the people you care about a little tighter for me today.
“They have real small vinyls now.”
“Oh you mean a 45?”
“No I mean like a vinyl, but tiny”
“You mean a cd?”
“No I mean like a vinyl, but tiny.”
“Well why didn’t you just say so.”
“Oh you mean a 45?”
“No I mean like a vinyl, but tiny”
“You mean a cd?”
“No I mean like a vinyl, but tiny.”
“Well why didn’t you just say so.”
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
“They have real small vinyls now.”
“Oh you mean a 45?”
“No I mean like a vinyl, but tiny”
“You mean a cd?”
“No I mean like a vinyl, but tiny.”
“Well why didn’t you just say so.”
“Oh you mean a 45?”
“No I mean like a vinyl, but tiny”
“You mean a cd?”
“No I mean like a vinyl, but tiny.”
“Well why didn’t you just say so.”
Yesterday my niece asked her mom: “did it hurt when I popped out and did you cry like a baby?” and today she cut her hair for the first time, so my sister is really going through it. 😂
December 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Yesterday my niece asked her mom: “did it hurt when I popped out and did you cry like a baby?” and today she cut her hair for the first time, so my sister is really going through it. 😂
New MIKA music coming January 22nd!
Music video magic always seems so fun because you can just stand there and lip sync or press a button or really anything, and bam suddenly they’ve put four of you on a screen.
Music video magic always seems so fun because you can just stand there and lip sync or press a button or really anything, and bam suddenly they’ve put four of you on a screen.
MIKA - Immortal Love (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by MIKA
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
New MIKA music coming January 22nd!
Music video magic always seems so fun because you can just stand there and lip sync or press a button or really anything, and bam suddenly they’ve put four of you on a screen.
Music video magic always seems so fun because you can just stand there and lip sync or press a button or really anything, and bam suddenly they’ve put four of you on a screen.
Buneary’s cards are so stinkin cute in this new tcgp deck.
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Buneary’s cards are so stinkin cute in this new tcgp deck.
I would really love to live in a time where AI slop isn’t being sold on shelves for like $30 a piece.
December 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I would really love to live in a time where AI slop isn’t being sold on shelves for like $30 a piece.
Merry Christmas to me. 😭🤦🏻♀️
December 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Merry Christmas to me. 😭🤦🏻♀️
My little classroom family ornaments for their parents. 😭
December 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My little classroom family ornaments for their parents. 😭
Every single one of these songs would be an absolute banger for every bride walking down the aisle in 2026.
Personal Faves:
The na-na song and
Walking on a Star!
Moon & Prince
Obviously “Ball of Love” gets played once you’re officially married and your ball has collected two people. #katamari
Personal Faves:
The na-na song and
Walking on a Star!
Moon & Prince
Obviously “Ball of Love” gets played once you’re officially married and your ball has collected two people. #katamari
Katamari Damacy (Original Soundtrack) -Katamari Fortissimo Damacy
open.spotify.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Every single one of these songs would be an absolute banger for every bride walking down the aisle in 2026.
Personal Faves:
The na-na song and
Walking on a Star!
Moon & Prince
Obviously “Ball of Love” gets played once you’re officially married and your ball has collected two people. #katamari
Personal Faves:
The na-na song and
Walking on a Star!
Moon & Prince
Obviously “Ball of Love” gets played once you’re officially married and your ball has collected two people. #katamari
Sad that 0° actually feels kinda nice out today compared to how cold it was this weekend.
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Sad that 0° actually feels kinda nice out today compared to how cold it was this weekend.
Five things I have learned while bowling:
1. Camels milk doesn’t curdle.
2. The dot on an “I” is called a tittle.
3. A quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.
4. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
5. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
1. Camels milk doesn’t curdle.
2. The dot on an “I” is called a tittle.
3. A quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.
4. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
5. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
December 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Five things I have learned while bowling:
1. Camels milk doesn’t curdle.
2. The dot on an “I” is called a tittle.
3. A quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.
4. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
5. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
1. Camels milk doesn’t curdle.
2. The dot on an “I” is called a tittle.
3. A quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.
4. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
5. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
Omg robot dogs and tamagotchis together in the store again? Pinch me because I think I woke up in the wrong year.
December 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Omg robot dogs and tamagotchis together in the store again? Pinch me because I think I woke up in the wrong year.
Thinking about how I don’t want the stomach bug that’s going around my work is giving me nausea. It feels like a hate crime against myself.
December 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Thinking about how I don’t want the stomach bug that’s going around my work is giving me nausea. It feels like a hate crime against myself.
In my mind I have decided that since sweatpants and sweatshirts from Nike are now like $70 they’re considered fancy clothes.
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
In my mind I have decided that since sweatpants and sweatshirts from Nike are now like $70 they’re considered fancy clothes.
Having a younger brother isn’t so bad when they wake you up to say they cleared your car and the driveway so you can leave early and get to work safely.
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Having a younger brother isn’t so bad when they wake you up to say they cleared your car and the driveway so you can leave early and get to work safely.
I think I broke my butt. 😂
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I think I broke my butt. 😂
“Bring out the nice dishes for Christmas this year.”
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“Bring out the nice dishes for Christmas this year.”
You know you’re from the Midwest when they pass out string cheese at your local Christmas parade.
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You know you’re from the Midwest when they pass out string cheese at your local Christmas parade.
Just heard someone say: “oh the 3C” when referring to the Apple Watch SE 3 while looking at the sign itself in the store. I just about lost it.
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Just heard someone say: “oh the 3C” when referring to the Apple Watch SE 3 while looking at the sign itself in the store. I just about lost it.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your couch and your bed only need like four pillows maximum and maybe even that is too many.
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your couch and your bed only need like four pillows maximum and maybe even that is too many.
Me and Santa are like super close.
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Me and Santa are like super close.
I love games where it’s like: You’re up against this big scary robot, here are your only weapons: an apple and the b button. Goodluck.
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I love games where it’s like: You’re up against this big scary robot, here are your only weapons: an apple and the b button. Goodluck.
Car started first try in 0° 🥳 woo!
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Car started first try in 0° 🥳 woo!