Alex J. Murphy
@alexjmurphy.bsky.social
See a groin, punch a groin. It just makes sense!
Why is the torch from that statue in New Jersey on there?
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Why is the torch from that statue in New Jersey on there?
Now they sound a lot more cool. Dog fighting where no dogs get hurt? Yes please.
October 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Now they sound a lot more cool. Dog fighting where no dogs get hurt? Yes please.
Today a new crisis has arisen, The Metropolitan Transit Authority, better known as the MTA is attempting to levy a burdensome tax on the population in the form of a subway fare increase. Citizens, hear me out, this could happen to you!
June 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Today a new crisis has arisen, The Metropolitan Transit Authority, better known as the MTA is attempting to levy a burdensome tax on the population in the form of a subway fare increase. Citizens, hear me out, this could happen to you!
LOL, American Sniper uses his book (a work of mostly fiction) to determine if a scene in the movie was truthful or not.
May 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
LOL, American Sniper uses his book (a work of mostly fiction) to determine if a scene in the movie was truthful or not.
Just his hairline.
March 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Just his hairline.
They're already significantly safer than human drivers.
February 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
They're already significantly safer than human drivers.
People forget when Trump approached Kucinich for VP, he told Kucinich he wanted him to do the actual Presidential duties while he just did TV and speeches. Seems he gave Elon that same deal.
February 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
People forget when Trump approached Kucinich for VP, he told Kucinich he wanted him to do the actual Presidential duties while he just did TV and speeches. Seems he gave Elon that same deal.
When this happened on a flight I was on (747), they dragged the body to the crossover in front of the exit door and threw a too small sheet over him. When we landed, everyone from the far side of the plane had to shimmy between the corpse and the wall the reach the exit.
February 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
When this happened on a flight I was on (747), they dragged the body to the crossover in front of the exit door and threw a too small sheet over him. When we landed, everyone from the far side of the plane had to shimmy between the corpse and the wall the reach the exit.
Trump is literally in court right now trying to be allowed to fire the current head of the Office of Special Counsel. What are the odds once it happens the OSC issues a new report saying they were legal?
February 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Trump is literally in court right now trying to be allowed to fire the current head of the Office of Special Counsel. What are the odds once it happens the OSC issues a new report saying they were legal?
They have porn bots that call/text you now?
February 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
They have porn bots that call/text you now?
Hold on a second, let me get ChatGPT to explain this metaphor to me.
February 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hold on a second, let me get ChatGPT to explain this metaphor to me.
A lot of things that "can't be done by executive order" are being done right now. Congress is complicit and the courts move too slowly and rely on the executive branch for enforcement.
February 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
A lot of things that "can't be done by executive order" are being done right now. Congress is complicit and the courts move too slowly and rely on the executive branch for enforcement.
Can the governor do that in NY?
February 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Can the governor do that in NY?
Isn't refusing to do the wrong thing and forcing them to fire you showing integrity as well? And it has the added benefit of slowing things down and making it that much harder for them to push it through.
February 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Isn't refusing to do the wrong thing and forcing them to fire you showing integrity as well? And it has the added benefit of slowing things down and making it that much harder for them to push it through.
Isn't quitting just freeing up the space to have a flunkey put in their place to push this through? They should do everything possible to stop this from going through. Force Trump to fire them, and then take the firing to court.
February 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Isn't quitting just freeing up the space to have a flunkey put in their place to push this through? They should do everything possible to stop this from going through. Force Trump to fire them, and then take the firing to court.
If you just watch network news you won't even hear about it.
February 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If you just watch network news you won't even hear about it.
He should join the next Starship launch.
February 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
He should join the next Starship launch.
Googles AI answers which show up now at the top of every search has provided me with the information I'm looking for about once every thousand searches or so.
February 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Googles AI answers which show up now at the top of every search has provided me with the information I'm looking for about once every thousand searches or so.