Alex the Lupine Lawyer
@alexjd.bsky.social
Attorney by day. Wolf by night. He/Him. 🏳️🌈
Inside me there are two (actual) wolves.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Inside me there are two (actual) wolves.
These are *not* concessions on the part of republicans. If you treat them as such, you’ve incentivized them to weaponize the federal workforce to the maximum degree in every single future fight. I feel like I’m losing my fucking mind.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
These are *not* concessions on the part of republicans. If you treat them as such, you’ve incentivized them to weaponize the federal workforce to the maximum degree in every single future fight. I feel like I’m losing my fucking mind.
Same energy as Malkovich in Burn After Reading.
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Same energy as Malkovich in Burn After Reading.
This sucked as a WH Christmas display but it was very camp and therefore cool to say “omg gurl it slays ackshually” and we’re still dealing with that. But it sucked, and she sucks.
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This sucked as a WH Christmas display but it was very camp and therefore cool to say “omg gurl it slays ackshually” and we’re still dealing with that. But it sucked, and she sucks.
Big dumb guy’s conception of “free speech” incoming (I’m fine making fun of him because he calls himself a lawyer). This is essentially the Musk view, it seems to predominate in tech, and they think it absolves them from having to worry about any negative effects of social media.
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Big dumb guy’s conception of “free speech” incoming (I’m fine making fun of him because he calls himself a lawyer). This is essentially the Musk view, it seems to predominate in tech, and they think it absolves them from having to worry about any negative effects of social media.
More and more people are calling it “the least depressing and most well-adjusted hobby you can have.”
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
More and more people are calling it “the least depressing and most well-adjusted hobby you can have.”
For those people who enjoy him in an ironically detached, campy way, you should probably understand that if he’d successfully maneuvered his way into the MAGA fold he’d be gleefully and sadistically abusing as much power as he could grab hold of right now. He sucks, full stop.
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
For those people who enjoy him in an ironically detached, campy way, you should probably understand that if he’d successfully maneuvered his way into the MAGA fold he’d be gleefully and sadistically abusing as much power as he could grab hold of right now. He sucks, full stop.
This one’s for you, Betty.
October 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This one’s for you, Betty.
I rewatched this commercial and I have to say, even as someone who has a pretty bad relationship with their sibling, the mistake they made here was pitching coffee this way to a bunch of irony poisoned young Americans. Rare situation where our brains are broken, not theirs.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I rewatched this commercial and I have to say, even as someone who has a pretty bad relationship with their sibling, the mistake they made here was pitching coffee this way to a bunch of irony poisoned young Americans. Rare situation where our brains are broken, not theirs.
Oh. Well. Phew! Thank god for that.
October 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oh. Well. Phew! Thank god for that.
Christ what a moron.
October 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Christ what a moron.