Alexi Wolfe
@alexiwolfe.bsky.social
30s / ♂️ / 🇺🇸 / 🐶
Married and open. Looking to date 🌈
Mental health advocate™
Chicagoland transplant.
📨 Telegram: @alexiwolfe
PMs always open
Married and open. Looking to date 🌈
Mental health advocate™
Chicagoland transplant.
📨 Telegram: @alexiwolfe
PMs always open
Behold my awesome power! *numnumnum*
October 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Behold my awesome power! *numnumnum*
Is it just me or is this CR2032 logo straight up showing an adult playing keep-away from a child?
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Is it just me or is this CR2032 logo straight up showing an adult playing keep-away from a child?
Gotta love the cutoff point here.
August 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Gotta love the cutoff point here.
Gotta love the botanical gardens
August 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Gotta love the botanical gardens
Idk, I thought this picture of my calzone sausage wrap thing looking like a black hole was pretty neat
July 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Idk, I thought this picture of my calzone sausage wrap thing looking like a black hole was pretty neat
My pillow this morning is a work of modern art
July 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My pillow this morning is a work of modern art
If this isn't the dichotomy of bluesky, I don't know what is.
June 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
If this isn't the dichotomy of bluesky, I don't know what is.
Artist's rendition of a black hole
May 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Artist's rendition of a black hole
And every single one of those 10,000 words are things like bribe, corruption, traitor, treason, etc.
May 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
And every single one of those 10,000 words are things like bribe, corruption, traitor, treason, etc.
Says the guy who, to my knowledge, has never had a real job with us lower and middle class grunts.
March 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Says the guy who, to my knowledge, has never had a real job with us lower and middle class grunts.
This might be the only logical conclusion to a race that believes in gods.
March 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This might be the only logical conclusion to a race that believes in gods.
I made a cute new friend :3
March 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I made a cute new friend :3
This guy is so full of shit it's amazing we don't see it spewing out of his mouth like that one south park episode.
January 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This guy is so full of shit it's amazing we don't see it spewing out of his mouth like that one south park episode.
October 29, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Not my image, but it needs to be shared.
October 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Not my image, but it needs to be shared.
@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social you realize, of course, that this is entirely your fault.
September 29, 2024 at 6:03 AM
@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social you realize, of course, that this is entirely your fault.
Just a casual puppy riding a big cock.
September 20, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Just a casual puppy riding a big cock.
I have, with a clear head and full awareness of what I was doing, genuinely-accidentally electrocuted myself 6 times over 10 seconds by performing the same action repeatedly.
August 29, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I have, with a clear head and full awareness of what I was doing, genuinely-accidentally electrocuted myself 6 times over 10 seconds by performing the same action repeatedly.
*snorts a line of crushed RAM*
Ohhh that's some good AI bro. Need a little more AI though bro. Just a little more AI should get me through the day.
Ohhh that's some good AI bro. Need a little more AI though bro. Just a little more AI should get me through the day.
August 12, 2024 at 1:57 AM
*snorts a line of crushed RAM*
Ohhh that's some good AI bro. Need a little more AI though bro. Just a little more AI should get me through the day.
Ohhh that's some good AI bro. Need a little more AI though bro. Just a little more AI should get me through the day.
On the plus side, I now have this to look forward to.
Homemade dough, jar sauce, mozz, medium cheddar, 10yr aged cheddar, havarti. Pepperoni, sausage, honey ham, garlic powder, oregano, parmesan and pecorino dusting, and arugula, with parm/pecorino on the crust as well.
Homemade dough, jar sauce, mozz, medium cheddar, 10yr aged cheddar, havarti. Pepperoni, sausage, honey ham, garlic powder, oregano, parmesan and pecorino dusting, and arugula, with parm/pecorino on the crust as well.
August 4, 2024 at 1:14 AM
On the plus side, I now have this to look forward to.
Homemade dough, jar sauce, mozz, medium cheddar, 10yr aged cheddar, havarti. Pepperoni, sausage, honey ham, garlic powder, oregano, parmesan and pecorino dusting, and arugula, with parm/pecorino on the crust as well.
Homemade dough, jar sauce, mozz, medium cheddar, 10yr aged cheddar, havarti. Pepperoni, sausage, honey ham, garlic powder, oregano, parmesan and pecorino dusting, and arugula, with parm/pecorino on the crust as well.