@alexisloves182.bsky.social
Mother, wife, seller of drugs, and slave to comedy clubs. Los Angeles native 🇲🇽American expat in NZ 🇺🇸🇳🇿BLM ✊🏽✊🏿
Rewatching The Simple Life and Nicole was the best thing about the show and the show did her dirty.
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Rewatching The Simple Life and Nicole was the best thing about the show and the show did her dirty.
I’m sorry, but the comedy scene in Wellington sucks.
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I’m sorry, but the comedy scene in Wellington sucks.
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Yesterday I felt like a hack, today, not so much. I wrote 3 punch lines.
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Yesterday I felt like a hack, today, not so much. I wrote 3 punch lines.
I must be getting a lot of pity laughs.
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I must be getting a lot of pity laughs.
I feel like a hack. I write and memorize my jokes in my head. I don’t write them down. As I’m typing them out, I absolutely hate myself. Misery needs company.
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I feel like a hack. I write and memorize my jokes in my head. I don’t write them down. As I’m typing them out, I absolutely hate myself. Misery needs company.
I hate myself and I want to move back home.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I hate myself and I want to move back home.
Open mic at circus bar tomorrow
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Open mic at circus bar tomorrow
I colored my hair yesterday and now it raining. I hope I don’t star dripping pink.
October 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I colored my hair yesterday and now it raining. I hope I don’t star dripping pink.
My coworkers wanted to hear a joke I was working on. I had to say fuck to get the point across. I said my joke, they all laughed, and then I walked over to continue my work and noticed a customer was sitting in my blind spot the whole time! I apologized and he said, “no, that was amazing.” 😅
October 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My coworkers wanted to hear a joke I was working on. I had to say fuck to get the point across. I said my joke, they all laughed, and then I walked over to continue my work and noticed a customer was sitting in my blind spot the whole time! I apologized and he said, “no, that was amazing.” 😅
2 different anxiety meds that make me sleepy and 10mg of melatonin. Why am I wide awake at 6am? I wanted 10 hours of sleep!
August 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
2 different anxiety meds that make me sleepy and 10mg of melatonin. Why am I wide awake at 6am? I wanted 10 hours of sleep!
I can’t sleep.
August 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I can’t sleep.
So my open mic in New Delhi was called “Too Cool for British Rule” I got an open mic in Wellington now. Should it also be called too cool for British rule????
August 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
So my open mic in New Delhi was called “Too Cool for British Rule” I got an open mic in Wellington now. Should it also be called too cool for British rule????
I need help. Kids 6 and over have to be in school for 4 hours. So tell me why this principal is only allowing my child to attend for 1 hour? Why is he using every opportunity to keep him out of school.
August 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I need help. Kids 6 and over have to be in school for 4 hours. So tell me why this principal is only allowing my child to attend for 1 hour? Why is he using every opportunity to keep him out of school.
How does one fix their anxiety without taking lorazepam? It makes me sleepy. But I can’t eat, I can’t sit still, and I’m always clenched. I have to remind myself to relax.
August 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
How does one fix their anxiety without taking lorazepam? It makes me sleepy. But I can’t eat, I can’t sit still, and I’m always clenched. I have to remind myself to relax.
How much expired melatonin can I take?
August 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
How much expired melatonin can I take?
The only thing keeping me sane is watching kitchen nightmares on YouTube. But only the parts where he eats the food and just shits all over it. Then I move on to the next episode.
August 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The only thing keeping me sane is watching kitchen nightmares on YouTube. But only the parts where he eats the food and just shits all over it. Then I move on to the next episode.
I can’t sleep. I’m impatient. I want my child to go to school like any other child. Why are people so mean to disabled children?
August 4, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I can’t sleep. I’m impatient. I want my child to go to school like any other child. Why are people so mean to disabled children?
What kind of principle forces a child with autism to only go to school for 1 hour per day?
July 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
What kind of principle forces a child with autism to only go to school for 1 hour per day?
I’m sorry, but NZ is not good for children with autism.
July 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m sorry, but NZ is not good for children with autism.
I hate my sons new school, if you can even call it that. He only goes for a half hour.
July 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I hate my sons new school, if you can even call it that. He only goes for a half hour.
I blame the census. It projected that white people would be in the minority. I mean, a there’s a lot of people to blame.
June 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I blame the census. It projected that white people would be in the minority. I mean, a there’s a lot of people to blame.
I’m in New Zealand 😪 I’m also Mexican. My entire family lives in Los Angeles. We are citizens but they don’t care. I feel helpless.
June 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’m in New Zealand 😪 I’m also Mexican. My entire family lives in Los Angeles. We are citizens but they don’t care. I feel helpless.
I’m sad I won’t be part of Burbank Comedy Festival. I’m stuck in New Zealand
June 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m sad I won’t be part of Burbank Comedy Festival. I’m stuck in New Zealand
I finally reached out. I’ll be at The Fringe Bar in Wellington. July 14th.
June 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I finally reached out. I’ll be at The Fringe Bar in Wellington. July 14th.