A Lerlene
@alexislerlene.bsky.social
Runnin' through the house with a pickle in my mouth
I haven't even gotten dressed or finished my coffee and I've already flown into a rage like 3 times today
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I haven't even gotten dressed or finished my coffee and I've already flown into a rage like 3 times today
Best time to get a hot flash: getting ready to put on makeup. I had to go stand on the porch in the 38 degree weather for several minutes until my head cooled off
December 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Best time to get a hot flash: getting ready to put on makeup. I had to go stand on the porch in the 38 degree weather for several minutes until my head cooled off
My boyfriend lives far away and he showed me today how he has a picture I painted and some little knitted stars I made hanging over his bed so he can see them when he wakes up. 🥰
December 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
My boyfriend lives far away and he showed me today how he has a picture I painted and some little knitted stars I made hanging over his bed so he can see them when he wakes up. 🥰
Yesterday was the anniversary of my first ever day as a librarian and it makes me laugh that highlights of the day were making a book display about Festivus and accidentally knocking over a plastic goose that was wearing an angel costume.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Yesterday was the anniversary of my first ever day as a librarian and it makes me laugh that highlights of the day were making a book display about Festivus and accidentally knocking over a plastic goose that was wearing an angel costume.
I'm looking at a website of one- sentence book summaries and I think I've found the most exciting one: "A seal zoologist clashes with a guilt-ridden recluse."
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm looking at a website of one- sentence book summaries and I think I've found the most exciting one: "A seal zoologist clashes with a guilt-ridden recluse."
I took a gamble on pickle hot cheetos yesterday...I will not do that again.
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I took a gamble on pickle hot cheetos yesterday...I will not do that again.
Just woke up from a gross dream in which I was still with the horrible boyfriend I dumped in 2004! The relief upon waking was so great, phew!
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Just woke up from a gross dream in which I was still with the horrible boyfriend I dumped in 2004! The relief upon waking was so great, phew!
I lost one of my sharp barbed needle felting needles down inside the couch! WTF MAN
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I lost one of my sharp barbed needle felting needles down inside the couch! WTF MAN
That Oscar Isaac is very handsome
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
That Oscar Isaac is very handsome
The yoga teacher whose class is the most boring has the best playlist. The yoga teacher whose class is the most challenging and exciting has the worst playlist. Back at the dawn of time when I started, nobody played music at all and it was great! #noplaylist
November 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The yoga teacher whose class is the most boring has the best playlist. The yoga teacher whose class is the most challenging and exciting has the worst playlist. Back at the dawn of time when I started, nobody played music at all and it was great! #noplaylist
Rolos and Milk Duds are made of the same ingredients, but Rolos are far superior to Milk Duds.
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Rolos and Milk Duds are made of the same ingredients, but Rolos are far superior to Milk Duds.
It took me forever to figure out my selfie angles but now I have old lady face and I need to find new angles cause the old ones don't look cute anymore!
October 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It took me forever to figure out my selfie angles but now I have old lady face and I need to find new angles cause the old ones don't look cute anymore!
If you are using a public bathroom, just go in there and do your business. Don't fart and say "That's weird!" Signed, the old bitch who was in the stall next to you
October 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you are using a public bathroom, just go in there and do your business. Don't fart and say "That's weird!" Signed, the old bitch who was in the stall next to you
Another weird convo w/ my dude from last night: he thought that Jewish boys get circumcised at their bar mitzvah?! I told him about the bris episode of Seinfeld but he had to google for himself
October 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Another weird convo w/ my dude from last night: he thought that Jewish boys get circumcised at their bar mitzvah?! I told him about the bris episode of Seinfeld but he had to google for himself
Weirdly irritated with my dude bc I told him about the netflix Ed Gein show, he just texted me about how he saw the BTK netflix show and it didn't say anything about him digging up dead people. YEAH DIFFERENT PEOPLE DUH
October 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Weirdly irritated with my dude bc I told him about the netflix Ed Gein show, he just texted me about how he saw the BTK netflix show and it didn't say anything about him digging up dead people. YEAH DIFFERENT PEOPLE DUH
It's a very specific type of panic when you flush the toilet and the water just gets higher and higher and higher, followed by immeasurable relief when nothing disgusting happens
October 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It's a very specific type of panic when you flush the toilet and the water just gets higher and higher and higher, followed by immeasurable relief when nothing disgusting happens
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It's that time again at the Keane Compound
September 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It's that time again at the Keane Compound
I walked by a car today whose plate said "FUNSTUFF" and the holder/frame around it said "IT'S ALL ABOUT MAKIN' WHOOPEE!" I'm not a prude but that person is gross
September 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I walked by a car today whose plate said "FUNSTUFF" and the holder/frame around it said "IT'S ALL ABOUT MAKIN' WHOOPEE!" I'm not a prude but that person is gross
"I'm so glad you're getting into gardening. If you get all enthusiastic about it like you do other things I might marry you." 🤣
September 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"I'm so glad you're getting into gardening. If you get all enthusiastic about it like you do other things I might marry you." 🤣
"You're my favorite girl." Awww 💖💖💖
September 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
"You're my favorite girl." Awww 💖💖💖
New way to reply to jerks
September 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
New way to reply to jerks
Have you ever seen a woman driving a cybertruck?
September 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Have you ever seen a woman driving a cybertruck?
Figured out who Pamela Anderson's no makeup look reminds me of: my grandma! ❤️🥲
September 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Figured out who Pamela Anderson's no makeup look reminds me of: my grandma! ❤️🥲
Is there like a supplement I can give my cat so her poop won't smell so evil?! I have the window open and I lit a pumpkin spice candle but neither of those are doing much
September 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Is there like a supplement I can give my cat so her poop won't smell so evil?! I have the window open and I lit a pumpkin spice candle but neither of those are doing much
Here's a cool new perimenopause symptom: if I eat a bunch of sugar it makes me feel enraged! No more apple fritters for me
September 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Here's a cool new perimenopause symptom: if I eat a bunch of sugar it makes me feel enraged! No more apple fritters for me