Alex the Internet Man
@alexinternetman.bsky.social
Alex Beckham from Man on the Internet stumbles his way through social media here
People sometimes ask, "when are you going to update your Soundcloud?"
I'm updating it now and removing all my shit. Fuck you Soundcloud and fuck your AI learning.
I'm updating it now and removing all my shit. Fuck you Soundcloud and fuck your AI learning.
YIKES @soundcloud.dev no thank you
May 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
People sometimes ask, "when are you going to update your Soundcloud?"
I'm updating it now and removing all my shit. Fuck you Soundcloud and fuck your AI learning.
I'm updating it now and removing all my shit. Fuck you Soundcloud and fuck your AI learning.
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John Hammond spared many expenses but one thing that probably could have saved Jurassic Park, besides paying Nedry? Better wildlife care team/ enclosures. Give the carnivores more than Big Fence And Trees and even Rexy would be like “oh hey Alan, rough weather. Have a good one!”
March 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
John Hammond spared many expenses but one thing that probably could have saved Jurassic Park, besides paying Nedry? Better wildlife care team/ enclosures. Give the carnivores more than Big Fence And Trees and even Rexy would be like “oh hey Alan, rough weather. Have a good one!”
One time Man on the Internet ate my tortilla chips :(
February 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
One time Man on the Internet ate my tortilla chips :(
I would never want to be the most subscribed YouTube channel because it seems everyone who held that title in recent memory (PewDiePie, T-Series, Mr Beast) have been awful people
February 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I would never want to be the most subscribed YouTube channel because it seems everyone who held that title in recent memory (PewDiePie, T-Series, Mr Beast) have been awful people
My sweet dog Ellie’s meds make her hungry so now she’s staring longingly at anything remotely resembling a food
January 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My sweet dog Ellie’s meds make her hungry so now she’s staring longingly at anything remotely resembling a food
It’s a fact that the best dog in the world is your dog. Therefore on the tier list of everyone but me, Ellie is the second best dog in the world
January 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It’s a fact that the best dog in the world is your dog. Therefore on the tier list of everyone but me, Ellie is the second best dog in the world
If you as you are were in Squid Game, in which game would you most likely get eliminated? Can be from seasons 1 or 2.
Note: Saying "nah, I'd win" or something similar will get you eliminated :)
Note: Saying "nah, I'd win" or something similar will get you eliminated :)
a giant doll is hanging from a tree in a field .
ALT: a giant doll is hanging from a tree in a field .
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January 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If you as you are were in Squid Game, in which game would you most likely get eliminated? Can be from seasons 1 or 2.
Note: Saying "nah, I'd win" or something similar will get you eliminated :)
Note: Saying "nah, I'd win" or something similar will get you eliminated :)
Name a single saiyan named Vegeta. I’ll wait. You can’t, can you?
January 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Name a single saiyan named Vegeta. I’ll wait. You can’t, can you?
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Thanks for watching! The series finale of Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story is out now!
youtu.be/3EGPcODU_ok
youtu.be/3EGPcODU_ok
The Dark Power’s Embrace – Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story [Finale]
YouTube video by chuggaaconroy
youtu.be
December 19, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Thanks for watching! The series finale of Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story is out now!
youtu.be/3EGPcODU_ok
youtu.be/3EGPcODU_ok
Dogs are tubes with legs that love you
Discuss
Discuss
December 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Dogs are tubes with legs that love you
Discuss
Discuss
Every couple of weeks someone tries to gas up absolute dogshit and say something like “enough time has passed. We can all admit Superman 64 was a masterpiece” and offer no further evidence that it was actually good
Only these days its specifically gassing up Sonic 06
Only these days its specifically gassing up Sonic 06
December 16, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Every couple of weeks someone tries to gas up absolute dogshit and say something like “enough time has passed. We can all admit Superman 64 was a masterpiece” and offer no further evidence that it was actually good
Only these days its specifically gassing up Sonic 06
Only these days its specifically gassing up Sonic 06
Happy anniversary Undertale Yellow! It won’t be this week but Soon you might be seeing some more UTY :)
December 10, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Happy anniversary Undertale Yellow! It won’t be this week but Soon you might be seeing some more UTY :)
Given recent trends it would be totally in character for Evil Internet Man to make a pump and dump called ScamCoin, the most honest meme coin, and run off with your money. I the real person on the other hand am not a jackass
December 5, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Given recent trends it would be totally in character for Evil Internet Man to make a pump and dump called ScamCoin, the most honest meme coin, and run off with your money. I the real person on the other hand am not a jackass
If you believe the sheer number of “NEW DEAL” emails I get advertising something for the same price it’s always sold, Black Friday never ends
December 3, 2024 at 2:56 PM
If you believe the sheer number of “NEW DEAL” emails I get advertising something for the same price it’s always sold, Black Friday never ends
It is time to be thankful for copious amounts of potatoes
November 28, 2024 at 4:00 PM
It is time to be thankful for copious amounts of potatoes
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Congrats on the mil on peak @alexinternetman.bsky.social 👏👏👏
November 21, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Congrats on the mil on peak @alexinternetman.bsky.social 👏👏👏
Yo hook me up rando I’d love to get to know the creator
November 18, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Yo hook me up rando I’d love to get to know the creator
“Can non-domesticated animals in captivity love us or do they just see us as sources of food” is a question that regularly haunts me
November 14, 2024 at 3:56 AM
“Can non-domesticated animals in captivity love us or do they just see us as sources of food” is a question that regularly haunts me
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thought of the dayyy🤔
November 12, 2024 at 9:00 PM
thought of the dayyy🤔
I present to you a Hear Me Out that makes more sense with context I may or may not give
November 13, 2024 at 4:36 AM
I present to you a Hear Me Out that makes more sense with context I may or may not give
I had a dream where they took away my license to be funny :(
November 11, 2024 at 1:56 PM
I had a dream where they took away my license to be funny :(
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Finally updated my commission sheet! I'll have commissions open for a bit as I'm looking into saving money so please consider supporting me!
I will probably add more pages later! Yes I will also draw Undertale Yellow stuff if you like :D !
I will probably add more pages later! Yes I will also draw Undertale Yellow stuff if you like :D !
November 10, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Finally updated my commission sheet! I'll have commissions open for a bit as I'm looking into saving money so please consider supporting me!
I will probably add more pages later! Yes I will also draw Undertale Yellow stuff if you like :D !
I will probably add more pages later! Yes I will also draw Undertale Yellow stuff if you like :D !
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